Getting Drunk

[JPaul]

Tonight I shall mostly be getting drunk. Currently I have had no alcohol whatsoever and over the course of the evening I shall be remedying that situation. During the course of the evening I shall be posting in this thread, possibly others who knows. I may post a lot, I may post a little, I have no idea at this stage.

The point is I haven't had a wee drink for a bit so I just wondered if my capacity would have diminished and if so how I would be effected by the lay-off. This seemed as good as way as any to investigate the phenomenon.

I just intend posting the usual type of interweb pish, or not as the case may be. Just get off my case ffs, it's no big issue.

[Skweeky]

I need some advice.

A few days ago Ben peed on the sofa and now I can't get rid of the smell of wee I've tried dettol and febreze, but no luck so far.
Any ideas anyone?

[JPaul]

Tonight I shall pee on my sofa and experiment to find the best results.

[chalice]

A. Get a new sofa

B. Sit in the kitchen.

C. Get them silly bints off of How Clean Is Your House round to do their stuff.

D. All of the above.

E. Stick a clothes peg on your lickle nose.

6. Get drunk and post pish on the internets like wot me and JP's doing.

No wait, you can't, can you. You're up the skite again.

[Something Else]

That sign says 'Applesauce.' No, no, no, I'm kidding. It says 'Applause.'


Some kind of Appling joke in there somewhere.

Optional video.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQ3c8_ZTNrg[/youtube]

[Skweeky]

Thanks JP, I appreciate the effort that will go into this experiment. Chalice, maybe you could do the same?

In the mean time, I have scrubbed the thing with neat anti-bacterial liquid. It smells nice and clean now, we'll need to see if it lasts.

[Skweeky]

Ah benchie! No doubt you are dying to have a pee on your sofa?

[Something Else]

Dunne that. Bean there.

[Skweeky]

In other news; The husband has been made redundant and we are getting a nice little pay out from it.

[JPaul]

A. Get a new sofa

B. Sit in the kitchen.

C. Get them silly bints off of How Clean Is Your House round to do their stuff.

D. All of the above.

E. Stick a clothes peg on your lickle nose.

6. Get drunk and post pish on the internets like wot me and JP's doing.

No wait, you can't, can you. You're up the skite again.

Up the skite

That's a bit harsh. The lass is with child.

Hoi Skeeky, I was in Haarlem a couple of weeks ago. I really like it to the max.