Forum Buffet

[hobbes]

Just for fun (or not) assume that all the members on this forum could attend a common buffet. What might you expect to see?


Billy Dean- would complain that the CIA was stealing his sausages.

Clocker- would be stealing said sausages

J2K4- would gather an astounding array of assorted food products in his beard.

Myself- I would probably just shred a paper plate and crap all over everything.

Titey- don't care, but those dishes ain't gonna wash themselves, if you get my drift.

EBP- would enjoy the food, but complain bitterly about it.

Jonno- would pretend that everything he is eating is a little guitar and pretend to play it. Including, oddly enough, gravy.

JPaul- drunk on the apple, alternated shouting "Bar Steward", "Arsed", "Cork Sucker" and "That's a bit harsh".

Chalice would covet Gemby's chalice. I think Gemby would take cover under a napkin.

Lilmiss would obviously be high, eat ravenously and start the food fight.

[titey]

Originally posted by hobbes@6 October 2003 - 10:41
Titey- don't care, but those dishes ain't gonna wash themselves, if you get my drift.

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SnnY - Would light the tablecloth on fire and run away.

danb - Would trip SnnY as he ran.

stupidguy - Wouldn't understand.

gemby - Would be licking her royal ickle paws after stealing a piece of chicken.

Riddler - Would ask how many lives gemby has left.

MUSLEMAN - Would bring spam to the dinner.

Celery - Would tell everyone to STFU.

KwahyaJ - Would agree wif Celery.

Adster - Wluod hvae trbolue etanig wif ish bxoign gvolse on.

[TheDave]

i'd laugh at gemby stuck in the crockery

[DarthInsinuate]

Darker - would be sitting on a throne being waited on by mail order brides, every so often he would say "hop on one leg" or "do star jumps" and everyone in the room would, he would also remind everyone that if it wasn't for him they'll still be in the temp. forum and everyone would cheer

Funky Capricorn - would be hoarding the Colt 45

[wormless]

Originally posted by DarthInsinuate@6 October 2003 - 16:54
Darker - would be sitting on a throne being waited on by mail order brides, every so often he would say "hop on one leg" or "do star jumps" and everyone in the room would, he would also remind everyone that if it wasn't for him they'll still be in the temp. forum and everyone would cheer

hee hee

[sharedholder]

Originally posted by wormless+6 October 2003 - 17:11--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (wormless @ 6 October 2003 - 17:11)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-DarthInsinuate@6 October 2003 - 16:54
Darker - would be sitting on a throne being waited on by mail order brides, every so often he would say "hop on one leg" or "do star jumps" and everyone in the room would, he would also remind everyone that if it wasn&#39;t for him they&#39;ll still be in the temp. forum and everyone would cheer

hee hee [/b][/quote]

[netweiser]

i cud do the disco

av a bit of a boogie

[Lilmiss]

urmmmm.....


food fight&#33;&#33;&#33;

Wee Mouse - chased out the kitchen by Baz for cheese pilfering.
Lynx - deals spinach to happy punters.
Proper Bo - turns up a day too late.
Fugley - coughs furballs all over the table.
snny - starts a mini bonfire.
somebody1234 - gets out his explosives.
F.C - sits in a corner getting drunk calling everyone whippersnappers.
Pol - covers the windows in pictures.
danb - feels queasy and goes home.
Balamn - locks everyone out when we get get get drunk and abusive.
Hypo - tries to sneak in anyways.

[wormless]

Originally posted by sharedholder+6 October 2003 - 17:13--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sharedholder @ 6 October 2003 - 17:13)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Originally posted by wormless@6 October 2003 - 17:11
<!--QuoteBegin-DarthInsinuate

@6 October 2003 - 16:54
Darker - would be sitting on a throne being waited on by mail order brides, every so often he would say "hop on one leg" or "do star jumps" and everyone in the room would, he would also remind everyone that if it wasn&#39;t for him they&#39;ll still be in the temp. forum and everyone would cheer

hee hee

[/b][/quote]
opps 2many&#33;

[titey]

Originally posted by netweiser@6 October 2003 - 11:14
av a bit of a boogie

Pick it an&#39; flick it.