worst albo quotes yet part 1

[sheriff 01]

chalice and alien5 omfg so cool look at their grey stars lmfao 5 star fkin losers
they are a bunch of 40 yr old failures posting here cuz their life fkin sucks irl
same goes for skiz rofl that shit excuse for a mod closed my thread cuz he didnt make the cool list lol
first he renamed the thread to who gives a fuck? then he decided to change it back and close the thread lolololol
i feel bad for these bums posting here cuz i kno they will live and die on forums lmfao

The stars are only there to dazzle the feeble-minded like yourself.

Let's take a trip to a little place called Simple Arithmetic. I know you can't speak English worth a fuck, but numbers are universal.

I've been on the board for 6 and half years. I've made 8,272 posts over those years, which works out at an average of 3.53 posts per day.

You've been on the board under this new account for less than a fucking month and you've made 118 low-end spastic troll posts. Giving you an average of 6.19 post per day.

Even sums tell you that you're nearly twice as much of a sad cunt than I could ever be.

Keep reaching for the stars though, monkey.

I rarely come down to this section at all but i must say Chalice that your rebuttal post was actually one of the most intelligent comeback posts i have read in awhile.

[BrianH]

chalice - i kno ur a loser u dun have to prove it
i check this forum for 5 minutes tops and i can make one post in 5 seconds
ur a fkin nerd and spend 5 minutes just to make one post lmfao

[Albo Da Kid]

Lol I remember alibx's request for weelmods. He said he likes English communitis, with blokes like Ben, funny and smart. I dont blame him.

100% of that request was supposed to be sarcastic, genious.

What i was about to say is that its unacceptable for a 19 years old to swear older people like that.

You consider these guys old? The only thing old about them is their physical apperance. Mentally they're still teenage kids. They're the opposite of mature matter fact

[Albo Da Kid]

And how does that make you any different? If you truly think benchez acts in that manner, why do you do the exact same thing in response? this post just smells of hypocrisy.

I'm not much different from him and I didn't say I was, but where I difer from him is how I behave with members whom I have nothing against. You'll never see me calling someone that posts in the BT section an Idiot or tard for no reason whatsoever.

What I was saying earlier is that these guys are obviously old and experienced and instead they act like clowns and lowlifes

The sad thing is that they think the lounge belongs to them. Just because you spend 1/4th of your life here doesn't mean you own it.. Show some respect to the new members postign in it at least. I personally don't give a fuck, you don't have to show me any respect cause I never had a problem firing back

[megabyteme]

chalice - i kno ur a loser u dun have to prove it
i check this forum for 5 minutes tops and i can make one post in 5 seconds
ur a fkin nerd and spend 5 minutes just to make one post lmfao

Both the art of communication and oxygen are wasted on you.



I'll even save you your "precious time" and just make ur post for ya...

blah, blah, fkn nerd......blah, blah,post... blah forums

Now you don't need to make one of your useless posts.
If there is anything I can do to convince you to stop breathing, let me know!

[chalice]

chalice - i kno ur a loser u dun have to prove it
i check this forum for 5 minutes tops and i can make one post in 5 seconds
ur a fkin nerd and spend 5 minutes just to make one post lmfao

Nope. It takes you 5 seconds to make a post cos if you concentrate on anything for longer than that, your bowels might get confused and prolapse your excuse for a brain through your sphincter. And I'm sure that there's more than enough traffic there already, like.

Here's a tip. Mocking people because they've got more intelligence and wit than you only makes you look like even more of a fucking spastic. You stupid, stupid cunt.

[Skweeky]

I would like to thank Allen for this tread.
If nothing else, it has compounded anyone worthy of my ignore list in the one place. Well done I say.

[BrianH]

chalice - it takes me 5 sec to post cuz im not a weird fucker like u
i post like i talk irl
u r a fkin loser irl so u have to think before u post lol

[chalice]

chalice - it takes me 5 sec to post cuz im not a weird fucker like u
i post like i talk irl
u r a fkin loser irl so u have to think before u post lol

If you talk like that in real life, some cunt must've kicked your teeth in.

Can't say I'm surprised, like.

[BrianH]

i have an orthodontist who made my teeth perfect thx tho