worst albo quotes yet part 1

[megabyteme]

Do any of you ever post anything even slightly intelligent, or are you all really 12 years old.

I am 2 years into my 3rd childhood. I think I am finally starting to get it right. The first couple REALLY sucked!

If you are looking for something interesting/"at your level", perhaps you could find a more mature forum, or you could look in the "I smashed my face on the keyboard and posted the results" thread- there you might find something that looks like Shakespeare. (million monkeys...)

Anyway, just have fun- where ever you are!

BTW, nice to see some proper punctuationz and spellingz!

[benchez' mum]

If you're going to visit the lounge, please try and converse. That's all i'm saying man.

The section you use is normally filled with 1/2 word posts. That part of the forum specifically caters to retarded people. This section doesn't.


By 'my level' I take it you mean human and English. I don't think that's expecting too much.

[IdolEyes787]

Boy you sure have a limited view of the BT section. Just for your information it's also highly recommended for adolescents and cheats.

[benchez' mum]

iTS not for cheats.

[megabyteme]

If you're going to visit the lounge, please try and converse. That's all i'm saying man.

The section you use is normally filled with 1/2 word posts. That part of the forum specifically caters to retarded people. This section doesn't.


By 'my level' I take it you mean human and English. I don't think that's expecting too much.

I wasn't putting you down. Not at all. Actually, I come in peace and bring good will from the lands of the North. There are at least 10 of us there who can put together a proper thought, and occasionally a sentence. We feel that we have been poorly represented lately.

The other nine sent me as an emissary to declare that we do not claim BrianH as our own. He was a failed experiment that escaped from our lab. I am not here to bring him back, but to spread the word that we will not take it as a hostile gesture if one of you happens to kill it.

As for Albo, perhaps we should return him to his native environment. We assume that he received a serious concussion on his trip down here. Our best guess is that it happened somewhere around "Movies and Television". Hopefully we can, someday, return him to his pre-brain damage state. I have personally seen him make intelligent, non-hostile posts. The poor thing must have gotten scared and confused in his new environment.

Rart, it seems, has done fairly well here. That guy can take a blow to the head like Whitney Houston. Rock on, Rart!

So, as mentioned, I am here in peace. I even brought a case of Spam with me if anyone wants to "break bread".

[benchez' mum]

In that case welcome, and nice to meet you. As for the others, we'll see if they can be so reasonable. I hope so.

[megabyteme]

Thanks! I'll occasionally break out that Spam, but will try to learn the customs, norms, and rituals here.

[Something Else]

I don't think the lounge is as unwelcoming as people make out. It's just that a lot of fools pass thro' here. Fools should never be suffered gladly.

[megabyteme]

I don't think the lounge is as unwelcoming as people make out. It's just that a lot of fools pass thro' here. Fools should never be suffered gladly.

I have not been here much before the past couple of days. Since then, I have just been observing. It seems that a lot of fellow travelers see a couple of posts, feel a need to prove that they can "hang with the big boys" and instigate a fight. I gotta admit, it's a pleasure to see some of you in action! You can be a group of brave and fierce warriors.

Up north, we live on a diet heavy in spam. It is practically our national dish. Perhaps many of our villagers assume that since we are from the same continent, and this is a "more relaxed", tropical vacation environment, that you guys would live on the stuff yourselves.

As I mentioned, I plan to learn the culture here. Hopefully more of my clan can spend a little time "brushing up" before trying to establish themselves as "fierce fighters".

[Something Else]

Personally, I don't really enjoy fighting with people. I'm a bit of a hippie, by all accounts.
I'm always laughing at the insults. I've never been able to take anything seriously on the internets.

There are certain lines that have to be drawn tho' . Insulting people is one thing. It can be productive and fun. Threatening people is something entirely different tho'
To threaten someone else, jokingly or not is, in my opinion, crossing that line.

In summary, i've rambled off-topic. That's the idea. Have fun.