worst albo quotes yet part 1

[megabyteme]

We'll call it even, ovisan.

Peace.

[Albo Da Kid]

What I really want, as I said it before, is you to stop cunting and stop all the insults and I promise I will never mention your name in any of my posts ever again.

ouuuu...really?

MBM this guy means business. I'd take the deal if I was you

[megabyteme]

I accept the mutually ignore treaty. What's the fun in having a rival you have no history with and you can't remember?

I will reserve the right to act as a NATO peace keeper. If I see too many people ganging up on my friends, I'll give 'em a hand. But I really have no intentions of "long term" involvement.

[pone44]

verbal graffiti mega

[Albo Da Kid]

I'm sure it's not in his best interest to involve you any further either.. It sounded like he was begging to call it quits by the looks of his last post

[Albo Da Kid]

I m not sure you've been here long enough to understand my hatred for him

Man listen, hog a few blocks
Take the town over
Make some birds disappear, move some pounds over

Then come talk to me

Really though don't you have anything better to do than nut hug me all day? It's not like your jokes are even funny nor original. You steal 97% of your material from chalice

[chalice]

I m not sure you've been here long enough to understand my hatred for him

You steal 97% of your material from chalice

I'll thank you to leave me out of this.

I found the face of Jesus today in a McDonald's Double Cheeseburger.

I'm joining a monastery tomorrow. My harshing days are done, brother.

[Albo Da Kid]

Congrats!

Do me a favor. Try and convince this retard to join the monastery as well. He listens to you.

You'll save his life

[chalice]

Congrats!

Do me a favor. Try and convince this retard to join the monastery as well. He listens to you.

You'll save his life

Turns out the monastery is a no-go.

I spoke with the abbot on the bugle and he says that it's not acceptable to wank into tabernacles.

What kinda stupid arse religion is that?

I'm gonna go to Burger King tomorrow and see if I can find the face of Allah in a Whopper.

According to Muslims, it's perfectly fine to wank into tabernacles, like.

[megabyteme]

chalice, you won't be happy with any religion that doesn't follow your own rules. You would make a great cult leader though. You could call it...let me think for a moment...oh, got it..."The Lounge".

BTW, thanks for taking the long ascent to "The Land of the North". I appreciate that you made that trek just to start a thread for me. It's actually been kinda fun. I've seen other threads that mention someone specifically that have not gone as well!