How Do You Hide Your Porn?

[Lamsey]

Originally posted by Biggles@7 October 2003 - 23:30
Wherever Saddam put those WMD looks like a safe place.

There weren't any WMD.


Wherever Saddam Hussein hid himself would be a good place.

[Spatula Geek Girl]

There are plenty of good places to hide porn, not only on your computer but around the home as well, for instance...

The notorious 'under the bed' porn stash can be quite well hid if under your bed is as messy as mine.

Why not tape pictures to the inside of books no one likes to read (e.g. anything Stephen King will do very well)

Also(this is for the lads), hide books and pictures in your underwear drawer, just make sure you are the one who puts your clean laundry in there.

Dirty laundry baskets are good; no one will ever want to go near them.

Now (for the girls) if you like a bit of porn, where ever you keep your 'lady's things' is a good one.

Of course a good little thirteen-year-old like me wouldn't have any porn

[Snowdog]

Originally posted by Spatula Geek Girl@7 October 2003 - 19:53
There are plenty of good places to hide porn, not only on your computer but around the home as well, for instance...

The notorious 'under the bed' porn stash can be quite well hid if under your bed is as messy as mine.

Why not tape pictures to the inside of books no one likes to read (e.g. anything Stephen King will do very well)

Also(this is for the lads), hide books and pictures in your underwear drawer, just make sure you are the one who puts your clean laundry in there.

Dirty laundry baskets are good; no one will ever want to go near them.

Now (for the girls) if you like a bit of porn, where ever you keep your 'lady's things' is a good one.

Of course a good little thirteen-year-old like me wouldn't have any porn

13 eh?

And what's wrong with Stephen King?

[Rip The Jacker]

I keep my pr0n where no one ever looks,

C:\WINNT\Temp Other Files\Storage\System Files

[RedRival]

won't the search function go thru the system 32 folder as well??
anyone could simply, rack up the search function and find .avi

My best bet is to hide all the pr0n in a system protected folder, there even the search function can't find it.

and better, the folder is very well hidden as well.
dllcache is a gd one, after the experiences i had installing the uxtheme.dll file.

[ScotchGuy]

Changing folder icons and renaming them to sound important is also a good idea. No one would try to mess with a DLL file in the Windows system folder

[bigboab]

Put a message on your computer saying that any unauthorized access to any file which happens to show pornographic material, accidentally downloaded or otherwise, will immediately e-mail a message to the appropriate authorities. A friend told me that this works every time.

[titey]

Originally posted by bigboab@8 October 2003 - 03:40
A friend told me that this works every time.

You sure it wasn't yer identical twin brother?

[Spindulik]

Originally posted by ScotchGuy@8 October 2003 - 02:38
Changing folder icons and renaming them to sound important is also a good idea. No one would try to mess with a DLL file in the Windows system folder

Yeah like the file called "sexybabe.dll"

[hooked]

holy shit i thought i was ugly