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    It was in the early 90's, Bill Clinton, Franšois Mitterand, the pope, a Hippy, plus the pilot where in a plane about to crash. The pilot took a parachute, and jumped. Then only 3 parachutes where left.
    Bill clinton said:<I&#39;m the president of the most important country in the world, I have to stay alive&#33; >.
    So he took a parachute and jumped
    Franšois Mitterand said:<I&#39;m the cleverest president of the world, The world needs me&#33; >.
    So he took a parachute and jumped
    Then the pope said to the Hippy:<You&#39;re young my son, Just take the last one. My life is behind me and I&#39;ve already had the time to appreciate it. Just go my son >.
    Then the Hippy said:<Don&#39;t worry dude the world cleverest president took my backpack >.

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    weird&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;i dont get the last part

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    it would&#39;ve been funnier if the world cleverest president was Bush

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    It&#39; wouldn&#39;t have worked, I think Bush himself knows he&#39;s stupid

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    yeah if it had been bush instead of clinton and some other important bloke instead of the clever dude but still muy bien se˝or leonidas

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    Thats some funny shit.

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    Originally posted by mondaeo@8 October 2003 - 17:16
    yeah if it had been bush instead of clinton and some other important bloke instead of the clever dude but still muy bien se˝or leonidas
    Actually the clever dude was the french president for 14 years.

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    Yeah but dont you see the problem the guy is french

    I mean come on He is FRENCH

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    Originally posted by Is_this_name_taken_already@10 October 2003 - 22:06
    Yeah but dont you see the problem the guy is french

    I mean come on He is FRENCH
    Shutup.

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