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    You make it real for me, Michelle. Thank you for saving me. I owe you everything. There is nothing better in the whole wide world than kissing you.
    Word.



    Love, Paul

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    Quote Originally Posted by brotherdoobie View Post
    You make it real for me, Michelle. Thank you for saving me. I owe you everything. There is nothing better in the whole wide world than kissing you.
    Word.



    Love, Paul
    First of all, it was just a latte. She saved you 55 cents because it was Wednesday. Everybody got the same deal. You owe her 5 dollars minus the 55 cents. Don't forget to tip her!

    Yes. Yes, there are better things that she does. Sometimes her mouth is involved, other times not. Her smooth, shapely body moves and sweats in ALL the right places. Her tongue is like an enchanted serpent that delicately protrudes in and out of every moist, delicate area.

    Oh, I could tell you many, many more stories, but I am headed for bed- with guess who...? This night will leave me drained and weak until we meet again for a quick lunchtime "snack". She won't go home hungry! Let me guess, bologna again? That's alright. Michelle will be bringing you home some "leftovers". Enjoy, but watch your sodium intake!
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    The internet is a trap therefore it's inherently evil. Posts should be appropriately vile in keeping with that.

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    brotherdoobie's Avatar Long live Hissyfit BT Rep: +1
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    First of all, I don't drink lattes. Move along, lad.


    -doobs
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    Oh, btw...if you ever talk about my wife, like that again; I will hunt you down and slap you with a slightly used pickle, silly.

    K?

    Piss off.

    That is all.


    -bd

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    sorry doobs.
    1. I was drifting into a late-night Ambien coma.
    2. Who posts serious love lines on a "lounge forum?
    3. Upon rereading it sober. I realize it is much cruder than it seemed last night. Again- Ambien.
    4. I do apologize. Peace.

    I wish you and the Mrs. all the best.
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    The internet is a trap therefore it's inherently evil. Posts should be appropriately vile in keeping with that.

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    megabyteme's Avatar PROF MALINGERER BT Rep: +18BT Rep +18BT Rep +18BT Rep +18
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    sorry doobs.
    1. I was drifting into a late-night Ambien coma.
    2. Who posts serious love lines on a "lounge forum?
    3. Upon rereading it sober. I realize it is much cruder than it seemed last night. Again- Ambien.
    4. I do apologize. Peace.

    I wish you and the Mrs. all the best.
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    The internet is a trap therefore it's inherently evil. Posts should be appropriately vile in keeping with that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
    sorry doobs.
    1. I was drifting into a late-night Ambien coma.
    2. Who posts serious love lines on a "lounge forum?
    3. Upon rereading it sober. I realize it is much cruder than it seemed last night. Again- Ambien.
    4. I do apologize. Peace.

    I wish you and the Mrs. all the best.
    Np. I took it as a joke. Besides...my pickle is a pacifist.





    -doobs

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    If not a pacifist, at least a "conscientious observer". Either way, that is more pickle than I want to cross.
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    The internet is a trap therefore it's inherently evil. Posts should be appropriately vile in keeping with that.

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    Hold on doobs... is that Razz's cucumber?

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    Have I been threatened with someone else's piskle? What kind of twisted 3-way have I been drawn into?!!! I feel kinda dirty. And cheap.
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    The internet is a trap therefore it's inherently evil. Posts should be appropriately vile in keeping with that.

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