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    JPaul's Avatar Fat Secret Agent
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    My grandfather lost his tongue during the second World war.

    We could never get him to talk about it.

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    :cringe:

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    Hoi, that's a quality pish joke.

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    No argument there.

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    What did Nixon say after Watergate?

    Dam!


    -doobs

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    Why did the viper viper nose?

    Cos the adder adder handkerchief.

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    The above should've read didn't instead of did. Fuck sake, I can't even get a pish joke right. I'll try again, shall I?

    What do elves do after school?

    Gnomework.

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    Why can't penguins fly?

    Because the can't afford the tickets.

    Why polar bears eat penguins.

    Because they can't get the wrappers off.

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    Where does Sadaam Hussein keep his CDs?

    In a-raq.



    Why did Hitler killhimself?

    He got the gas bill.

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    My father was from Aberdeen, and a more generous man you couldn't wish to meet. I have a gold watch that belonged to him. He sold it to me on his deathbed. I wrote him a cheque for it, post dated of course.

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