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  1. 10-23-2009, 08:37 PM #1
    JPaul
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    My grandfather lost his tongue during the second World war.

    We could never get him to talk about it.
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  3. 10-23-2009, 08:39 PM Lounge   -   #2
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  5. 10-23-2009, 09:03 PM Lounge   -   #3
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    Hoi, that's a quality pish joke.
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  7. 10-23-2009, 09:08 PM Lounge   -   #4
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    No argument there.
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  9. 10-24-2009, 07:36 AM Lounge   -   #5
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    What did Nixon say after Watergate?

    Dam!


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    Why did the viper viper nose?

    Cos the adder adder handkerchief.
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    The above should've read didn't instead of did. Fuck sake, I can't even get a pish joke right. I'll try again, shall I?

    What do elves do after school?

    Gnomework.
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  15. 10-24-2009, 12:58 PM Lounge   -   #8
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    Why can't penguins fly?

    Because the can't afford the tickets.

    Why polar bears eat penguins.

    Because they can't get the wrappers off.
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    Where does Sadaam Hussein keep his CDs?

    In a-raq.



    Why did Hitler killhimself?

    He got the gas bill.
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  19. 10-24-2009, 01:14 PM Lounge   -   #10
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    My father was from Aberdeen, and a more generous man you couldn't wish to meet. I have a gold watch that belonged to him. He sold it to me on his deathbed. I wrote him a cheque for it, post dated of course.
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