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    Right in the middle of lovemaking, the husband dies of a heart attack. As the funeral arrangements are being made, the mortician informs the widow that he cannot get rid of her dead husband's rigor mortis hard-on which is sticking straight up in the air and if they don't do something, it will look odd in the coffin at the funeral.

    The widow tells the guy to cut it off and stick it up her dear departed's behind. The mortician can't believe his ears but the widow is adamant, so he does it. During the funeral, friends and relatives of the dead man were concerned to see a tear in the corner of his eye, but the widow assured them that there was no cause to be alarmed.

    Just before the casket is closed, the widow leans in and whispers in the dead man's ear, "It HURTS, doesn't it?"
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    This 80 year old woman was arrested for shoplifting in a supermarket.

    When she went before the judge he asked her, 'What did you steal?'

    She replied, 'A can of peaches.'

    The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches, and she replied that she was hungry.

    The judge asked her how many peaches were in the can.

    She replied that there were six.

    The judge said, 'Then I will give you six days in jail.'

    Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the woman's husband stood up, and asked the judge if he could say something.

    The judge said, 'What is it?'

    The husband said, ‘She also stole a can of peas.’

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    While making love, a guy says to his wife "Darling, let's do a 68!" to which the wife asks, "68??? What's that?". So the husband replies "You do it to me and I'll owe you one."

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    Q. What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

    A. We better get some support or people will think we're nuts.

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    Those are funny as hell

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    lol man where did you get them ?
    we need more

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    There was an old professor who started every class with a vulgar joke. After one particularly nasty example, the women in the class decided to walk out the next time he started.

    The professor got wind of this plot, so the next morning he walked in and said: "Good morning, class. Did you hear the one about the shortage of whores in India?"

    With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door.

    "Wait, ladies," cried the professor. "The ship doesn't leave until tomorrow!"
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