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    Five Surgeons Talking Shop Over A cocktail

    Five surgeons are discussing ho makes the best patients to operate on.The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everythinginside them is color-coded."The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the besteverything inside them is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon chimes in, "You know, I like construction workers ...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."

    But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no bollocks, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable."

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    rofl! awesome!

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