Hey, I Know We're Thieves, Like...

[Speedo]

Try English next time.

Then I might have a platform on which to insult you.

Yeah thats right.

I got you you fuck. But go ahead. Call the grammar police.

[chalice]

Try English next time.

Then I might have a platform on which to insult you.

Yeah thats right.

I got you you fuck. But go ahead. Call the grammar police.

Where did you 'get me'?

The grammar police would knee-cap you for the lack of apostrophe in that post, btw.

You say I've got an enormous asshole. Well fucking done, like. Jebus, I'm shattered.

[chalice]

Hurry up, mong.

You've gotta be quicker than that.

That's wot your mum said to your dad, btw.

[Speedo]

Oh hey mr.gaping, I had things to do.

Things happening I can not be fast tonight. Take this up anytime, but tonight is not good.

see you around.

[chalice]

aaaaaa

Get the fuck outta this lounge and don't come fucking back until you get the fucking balls transplanted from your fucking head to your scrotum.

Bollockhead.

[chalice]

Please don't hurt me, chalice.

/fixed.

[chalice]

Speedo, my fucking arse.

Is your username supposed to be sarcastic, like?

You're about as speedy as plate-tet-fucking-tonics, you fucking snail.

[chalice]

A tortoise being fucked by a snail being fucked by a sloth being fucked by yesterday with lubrication provided by fucking treacle.

Wake me up. somebody, when this spastic musters a couple of fucking words.

[chalice]

You've been squatting on this thread for a good three quarters of an hour now, mong.

What you're constructing better be hella good- genius in fact, or else you're gonna look like even more of a fucking spastic than you already are, like.

[chalice]

Aww. She ran away.

Am I surprised?

Nope. Not in the fucking least.