Originally Posted by
megabyteme
In the late 21st century, when trade disputes and politics had become a thing of the past, there was really only one thing that divided people- Tang. There were those who loved it and those who hated it. The battles to follow were like nothing the world had ever seen, or would ever see again... within 5 short years, man became extinct.
Then one day, a small band of roving penguins happened upon some bright orange powder. They enjoyed its orangy flavor and how it made their tongues orange too. A nearby seagull tried to get a taste and was quickly attacked by the feverish penguins. Many gulls died in a matter of minutes. It became clear who would be running the planet from that moment forward...
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