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    when I take shits.

    How to fix this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seedler View Post
    when I take shits.

    How to fix this?

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    Stop shitting, obviousment.


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    Try eating more bran,Bananas,fruit etc plenty of fluids and then you should pitch a loaf not a cactus
    Last edited by darkstate01; 11-19-2009 at 07:14 PM.
    PAIN is just WEAKNESS leaving the body

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skiz View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Seedler View Post
    when I take shits.

    How to fix this?

    Seriously.
    Stop shitting, obviousment.
    Colostomy

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    I heard a funny way explained in a medical way about your problem, Its called an Impacted stool, Who thinks up these names? for more info a nice lady will tell you what you already know by now. Impacted stool hehehe http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZfcaYJcxdM&NR=1
    PAIN is just WEAKNESS leaving the body

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    Shove a toilet brush up there and run it back and forth a few dozen times to loosen any obstructions; follow this with an enema of isopropyl alcohol to sterilize things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4 View Post
    Shove a toilet brush up there and run it back and forth a few dozen times to loosen any obstructions; follow this with an enema of isopropyl alcohol to sterilize things.

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    No one is interested in hearing about your sex life.

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    That should bring a tear to his brown eye
    PAIN is just WEAKNESS leaving the body

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    Try being the "pitcher" instead of the "catcher" for awhile. Maybe you have had a few too many rough "innings"...
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