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    Final box office figures for "The Twilight Saga: New Moon" showed the movie's ticket sales rising to $142.8 million from a originally estimated $140.7 million ( and initially predicted $100 million), the studio behind the film said on Monday. It enjoyed the biggest opening weekend of 2009 and placed third for the top opening weekend ever behind last year's Batman movie "The Dark Knight" ($158 million) and 2007's "Spider-Man 3" ($151 million).

    New Moon
    grossed $72.7 million on Friday, according to estimates from Summit Entertainment, shattering The Dark Knight’s previous opening-day record of $67.2 million. (The figure includes the $26.3 million New Moon banked from midnight screenings, also a box office record.) All the more impressive considering New Moon opened in 342 fewer theaters than The Dark Knight did last year.

    While one might suspect that "New Moon's" audience was almost entirely made up of teenagers, Summit Entertainment's official analysis of North American moviegoers indicates that only 50% of the film's crowd was under the age of 21, showing that the love triangle between Edward, Bella and Jacob extends beyond the target age group. The audience was, however, 80% female.

    What does that have to do with anything?I don't know but it gives me an excuse to post this clip.

    [youtube]VaTq95CYqCw[/youtube]


    If KS ever makes a movie half as funny as his speeches he will be the one setting box-office records.

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    i saw the 2nd film (it's just as bad as the 1st) and like KS has stated if i had a vagina the movie woulda been great.

    more on KS he is making a new "horror" film entitled, "Red State." i think it might be complete. i look forward to this.
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    Should my wife watch this?
    (She is not a teenager.)

    Kevin Smith analysis is all i want to see of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    The audience was, however, 80% female.


    By the way, these are pretty funny:

    [youtube]goix7jFXD9Q[/youtube]

    [youtube]4dx0MwgIZos[/youtube]

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    I watched both and the second is beautiful, if you don't like new moon it must be because you don't have a romantic fiber in you.

    Quote Originally Posted by 100% View Post
    Should my wife watch this?
    (She is not a teenager.)

    Kevin Smith analysis is all i want to see of it.
    Yes she should and you should too and maybe learn a thing or two about romanticism, I am not saying you are not a romantic.
    Last edited by pentomato; 11-24-2009 at 10:33 PM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

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    I'd rather watch a porno called Taintlight .


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsjsiacrQjQ

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    lol it seems that all the males in the world are rating this movie as shit 4.5 on imdb lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Totti View Post
    lol it seems that all the males in the world are rating this movie as shit 4.5 on imdb lol
    The majority of guys don't have a clue about how to treat a woman, of course they don't like that movie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pentomato View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Totti View Post
    lol it seems that all the males in the world are rating this movie as shit 4.5 on imdb lol
    The majority of guys don't have a clue about how to treat a woman, of course they don't like that movie.
    lol, i'm sure the majority of guys DO know how to treat a woman. that has nothing to do with the fact that this film is only suppose to satisfy moist vagina.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pentomato View Post
    The majority of guys don't have a clue about how to treat a woman, of course they don't like that movie.
    Lessons Guys Can Learn From New Moon
    -Shirts are for pussies. Remove- for no apparent reason- your shirt whenever you're near a woman.
    This advice should work in any situation...try it at your next job interview!

    -Women like- no, LOVE!- fucked up hair.
    The dirtier and messier, the better.

    Lessons Girls Can Learn From New Moon
    -Being a vapid, emo fucktard makes you attractive to 110 year old supernatural creatures.
    Regular people- of both sexes- will find you lethally annoying but who cares?
    Refuse to settle for anything but a magical paedophile- especially one who hasn't managed to get out of high school after 90 years- because that represents your best shot for a happy, productive life.

    -Italy is home to a higher class of imaginary immortals...you should plan a trip ASAP.

    -A regular life is short, difficult and boring.
    Strive to become a vampire and think of the money you'll save on hair care products and sparkle makeup!
    Plus, you get to spend an eternity with a partner who will refuse to fuck...or even touch...you, all for your own good.
    Prepare for your future now by having your vagina surgically removed...you won't be needing it and it's kinda icky.
    The downside of course is that you'll apparently have to attend high school pretty much forever but you can relieve the boredom by removing your shirt whenever you feel like it.
    Oh wait...that last part doesn't seem to happen.

    Well, it should.
    Get right on that will you Bella?
    "I am the one who knocks."- Heisenberg

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