Fight Me.

[megabyteme]

Ah, the age-old back-handed suck-up.

Though I haven't seen it deployed in, like...forever.

Don't underestimate yourself, J. You deserve that back-hand as much as anyone else.

[megabyteme]

I should also add that, at least in American English, the past-tense of great is not a compliment or a suck-up. That is like saying the British Navy once ruled the seas. It is irrelevant to the modern day world, but makes for interesting history. Gotta love those old wooden boats!

[ckrit]

Ah, the age-old back-handed suck-up.

Though I haven't seen it deployed in, like...forever.

I thought she's following a fairly standard internet-stalker pattern.

Ie: Imply that the stalkee is in charge of the lounge. Then insult them in a way that just screams inferiority complex.

Reminds me of billy vs cheese, billy vs JP, a couple hundred other guys vs JP, sherbert vs me, dildo vs chalice, half the internet vs manker, and so on, and so forth.

Ever get the feeling we're just going around in circles?

[megabyteme]

Well, apparently i have thrown you all a softball to play with. Feel free to answer back. Shouldn't be too difficult for so many has-beens to return some previously used campaigns.

Remember this is not for your pride. It is not for your Lounge. It is not for the nervous little man next to you- it is about once again becoming relevant. Good luck, old chaps.

[Skweeky]

Yesterday some strange Facebook app asked me if I thought manker should shave his head.

That is all.

[masterbat]

I'm so pished I wont even be able to defend myself.

I''m a flattened curl.

Now is the time to strike.

[Skweeky]

I see an opening.

[megabyteme]

This had not occurred to me, but with the limp-wristed returns I have been receiving thus far, I should consider what would be the outcome if I did defeat chalice and take the thrown.

First, chalice is a legend. I would not ask him to leave. He could be my right-hand man. He deserves that place of honor. He could also be instrumental in terminating all of the old, stale acts that have been permeating these halls for so long.

I think he has an eye for talent. From what I've seen, it must be half-blind or better, but it has kept many of you around. So cheers for low standards.

As for the rest of you...I imagine you could be put to work as busboys or help in the redecorating. Some of you are fit for janitorial duties- so you would have the option to stay. We would have a firm commitment to our staff. As a reward, we would have "staff nite" where you could all have the floor (newly cleaned, btw) on say Tuesday nights. You could bring out the old acts and relive the good old days. My treat. I'm not promising an audience, but you can invite your friends and family. I am sure you can find someone "supportive".

As for the less talented of you (you know who you are, and so do the rest of us) we will have to let you go. Actually, security will drag you out- I can picture A LOT of begging and screaming. After all, this has been you crash pad for so long. I am certain the world will be a frightening place for many of you.

I do wonder...do cronies place adds for someone to follow, or do you just jump aboard anyone passing by with a modicum of talent?

Note...The overstated British accent will not play well outside these forum walls. Perhaps you could work on a thick Australian or East Indian who has difficulties with English. Those caricatures will get you far more mileage than your current acts.

[Skweeky]

Who will we make fun of when the less talented go?
Who, I ask you? Who????

[chalice]

Jesus fucking Christ, it's the ole onslaught by monotony chestnut.

Fuck sake, just call me a cunt and be done with it.

Try to compress it into 5000 words or less, though. There's a nice coat of fresh paint on next door's fence I'm gagging to observe dry.