Fight Me.

[megabyteme]

First you tell me I can't post nice, concise pics of the "Governator" biting a vulture from Google and NOW you say I am too VERBOSE. Please tell me how to fight you. I'm trying here...This is tough as I don't even dislike any one of you. I'm just trying to piss you all off so we can all be a happy family again.

[chalice]

First you tell me I can't post nice, concise pics of the "Governator" biting a vulture from Google and NOW you say I am too VERBOSE. Please tell me how to fight you. I'm trying here...This is tough as I don't even dislike any one of you. I'm just trying to piss you all off so we can all be a happy family again.

You seem to have mistaken my tentative constructive guidance for the yobbish prodding of an agent provocateur.

Nothing could be further from the truth, my good man.

Post less interminably garrulous blather interesting only to yourself and you'll be onto a winner in no time flat.

Either that, or take up a career as an After Dinner Speaker. People are usually too inebriated by that stage to give two hoots what the fuck you're saying.

[megabyteme]

Next time just tell me it is a nice picture and leave it at that.

Yer all cunts.

...except Skweeky, she's nice.

[chalice]

Skweeky is a cunt too.

And don't you go forgetting it, dang nabbit.

[Skweeky]

It's true mbm, deep down I am.

[megabyteme]

I refuse to believe it.

[Skweeky]

Only towards people I don't like though

[j2k4]

This had not occurred to me, but with the limp-wristed returns I have been receiving thus far, I should consider what would be the outcome if I did defeat chalice and take the thrown.

First, chalice is a legend. I would not ask him to leave. He could be my right-hand man. He deserves that place of honor. He could also be instrumental in terminating all of the old, stale acts that have been permeating these halls for so long.

I think he has an eye for talent. From what I've seen, it must be half-blind or better, but it has kept many of you around. So cheers for low standards.

As for the rest of you...I imagine you could be put to work as busboys or help in the redecorating. Some of you are fit for janitorial duties- so you would have the option to stay. We would have a firm commitment to our staff. As a reward, we would have "staff nite" where you could all have the floor (newly cleaned, btw) on say Tuesday nights. You could bring out the old acts and relive the good old days. My treat. I'm not promising an audience, but you can invite your friends and family. I am sure you can find someone "supportive".

As for the less talented of you (you know who you are, and so do the rest of us) we will have to let you go. Actually, security will drag you out- I can picture A LOT of begging and screaming. After all, this has been you crash pad for so long. I am certain the world will be a frightening place for many of you.

I do wonder...do cronies place adds for someone to follow, or do you just jump aboard anyone passing by with a modicum of talent?

Note...The overstated British accent will not play well outside these forum walls. Perhaps you could work on a thick Australian or East Indian who has difficulties with English. Those caricatures will get you far more mileage than your current acts.

I was mildly (really - mildly) impressed with your post until I reached the end of the first sentence wherein was found this:

"...what would be the outcome if I did defeat chalice and take the thrown."

It was all side-hilling from there.

As to critique, once again - please, less of the unctuous and obsequious apologia....also, think more syllables, but fewer words.

Edit:

Also also, Skweeky is a cunt - selective specie.

She will freely admit she actually likes some people, while hating the fuck out of others.

Sorta normal, kinda.

[megabyteme]

mildly) impressed with your post until I reached the end of the first sentence wherein was found this:

"...what would be the outcome if I did defeat chalice and take the thrown."

My kingdom toppled over a homonym. I will stage another coo coop cue coup after further study.

[j2k4]

mildly) impressed with your post until I reached the end of the first sentence wherein was found this:

"...what would be the outcome if I did defeat chalice and take the thrown."

My kingdom toppled over a homonym. I will stage another coo coop cue coup after further study.

Points for fortitude.