I have a doobie and no flame, ffs.
-doobs![]()
Use your cooker, mate.
Resourcefulness isn't your forte, is it?
Noice.
Paraffin and flint.
Works like a (c)harm.
It's nice when the house is quiet and the brats are at school. Being unemployed is awesome. It doesn't pay that well, but still...
I used the toaster to light the doobie, btw.
My gas is shut off (they're repairing the lines as we speak) so my stove is out of order.
I need to get a kerosene heater or something else. Brrrr...
-doobs
I notice that your half week of unemployment has already affected your ability to use the correct grammar
Poor doobs. To cheer you up I will be sending you a christmas card. I'm posting it tomorrow.
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