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    Quote Originally Posted by xuxoxux View Post
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    Or talking to women.

    Apologies to Jim Gaffigan.
    True. Women are the biggest mystery in the universe. Buy them a ring and bam, they love you. Ask for a sandwich, they hate you. I don't get it.


    Have you tried paying for it? Of course you have.
    Silly me.


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    Quote Originally Posted by brotherdoobie View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by xuxoxux View Post

    True. Women are the biggest mystery in the universe. Buy them a ring and bam, they love you. Ask for a sandwich, they hate you. I don't get it.


    Have you tried paying for it? Of course you have.
    Silly me.


    -doobs
    As I recall, Ms.BD does pretty mean sandwich when inclined...

    My wife would too, if she knew what sandwiches were, or, more properly, if she more about sandwich theory - she does peanut butter and/or jelly, grilled cheese, etc,. but lacks the creativity of the connoisseur.

    She has other talents and specialties, however.
    "Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."

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    f'ing dbl post...
    Last edited by j2k4; 12-11-2009 at 10:46 PM.
    "Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."

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    Sammiches are an art form.

    What you want is a good old fashioned Jewish deli...probably a bit thin on the ground in your area.
    "I am the one who knocks."- Heisenberg

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    Quote Originally Posted by clocker View Post
    Sammiches are an art form.

    What you want is a good old fashioned Jewish deli...probably a bit thin on the ground in your area.
    Oh, I know my way around the bready arts; what I lack are the proper ingrediments.

    My kingdom for one of the old Harry's fresh markets I habituated around north Atlanta.

    You have a definite point about the deli, though...
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    One needs the proper pickle, a suitably spicy mustard and a sweet old waitress who calls you "Honey".
    Like a Waffle House, without the vomit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by clocker View Post
    One needs the proper pickle, a suitably spicy mustard and a sweet old waitress who calls you "Honey".
    Like a Waffle House, without the vomit.
    I wonder if I could fit a small Waffle House (sans vomit) in a Stealth?
    "Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."

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    Back on sandwiches for a sec, I must say reading the Lawrence Sanders' mysteries featuring the character of Captain Edward X. Delaney was like looking in a mirror, sammich-wise.

    He was singularly creative, and I learned that really good works must be eaten over the sink, standing up.
    "Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."

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    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4 View Post
    I wonder if I could fit a small Waffle House (sans vomit) in a Stealth?
    Counting unhatched chickens?

    BTW, I may have scored a set of Mustang Bullet wheels for the 7...will find out tomorrow.
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    Oh, they're nice.

    The boss has his in storage and he says he misses them.
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