Funniest Trivia Ever

[DarkReality]

I got this in an email 3 years ago, spent 2 years (casually) looking for it, and STUMBLED across it trolling old messages on my usual message board. Saved it to an external disk that never gets hosed, it got hosed, and thus, lost the message. After a few searches on that board, I found it again. Whew.


If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)

If you passed wind consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it&#33

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out of the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.&#33

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy) (I'm still not over the pig)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm........)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing....)

A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)

[Infested Cats]

Originally posted by DarkReality@13 October 2003 - 02:58
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

Here's a relic of this forums past:

http://www.dolphinsex.org/

[DarkReality]

Originally posted by Infested Cats@13 October 2003 - 07:11
Here's a relic of this forums past:

http://www.dolphinsex.org/

That is fucking NASTY!

Yet I couldn't stop laughing. He's really serious, isn't he?

[Wrongturn]

lmao

[leonidas]

WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death

[DarkReality]

I would feel no sympathy for someone who got killed by letting a dolphin screw him in the arse. None whatsoever. In fact you might find me laughing.