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  1. 01-16-2010, 02:34 PM #131
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skweeky View Post
    Are you, at all, related to my husband?
    Are you calling me a hun?
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  3. 01-16-2010, 03:06 PM Lounge   -   #132
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    Quote Originally Posted by chalice View Post
    Ask me wot I got for my birthday. Go on.

    'Hoi, chav, wot did you get for your birthday?'
    Sorry I overlooked it as well .Happy belated .
    Getting nothing isn't nice but it's sort of another one of the consequences of getting older I'm afraid.Sort of like God's taking away all the happiness to get you more agreeable to dying.
    Or less esoterically maybe it's just your family/friends are a bunch of inconsiderate wanks
    Respect my lack of authority.
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  5. 01-16-2010, 03:21 PM Lounge   -   #133
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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by chalice View Post
    Ask me wot I got for my birthday. Go on.

    'Hoi, chav, wot did you get for your birthday?'
    Sorry I overlooked it as well .Happy belated .
    Getting nothing isn't nice but it's sort of another one of the consequences of getting older I'm afraid.Sort of like God's taking away all the happiness to get you more agreeable to dying.
    Or less esoterically maybe it's just your family/friends are a bunch of inconsiderate wanks
    Much as I'm drawn to fully confirm your frighteningly accurate latter supposition, I'll have to admit to overdoing the pathos in that post.

    I got...

    A birthday card from my kids.

    A birthday card with 10 squids contained therein from my sister. Bless her. She also got me this fucking totally bin-bound weirdo board game thing. Fuck that, like.

    A nice lump of ganja from my mate.

    A birthday card and a bit of skag from my brother. The fucking nut.

    My mum says a present is forthcoming. I've never known her to lie.

    Didn't do too badly in hindsight. Maybe I'm just not happy unless I'm completely fucking miserable.
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  7. 01-16-2010, 03:46 PM Lounge   -   #134
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    Unless there was cake, you need to go on a killing spree.

    It's the only solution.
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  9. 01-16-2010, 05:41 PM Lounge   -   #135
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    What you doing with the skag?

    Also, you don't keep your b-day info in your profile, so consider the lava lamp an early prezzie :p
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  11. 01-17-2010, 12:16 AM Lounge   -   #136
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    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme
    Quote Originally Posted by pentomato View Post
    However, it will take far more than your championing one of my friends for me to see you as anything of value.
    The feeling is mutual, I always thought of you as an ass kisser, somebody without personality, another looser, no offense, but I don't respect ass kissers, waste of a human being.
    No personality?!!! Clearly something is being lost in Google Translate, or your synapses. Good luck getting either to work properly.

    And for the love of god...

    loose=your mother
    lose=your life

    There. Lesson for the day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.
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  13. 01-17-2010, 02:21 AM Lounge   -   #137
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    Relax man. It's just a post written by some guy you'll never even know.

    Who cares?
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  15. 01-17-2010, 02:51 AM Lounge   -   #138
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Flying Cow View Post
    Relax man. It's just a post written by some guy you'll never even know.

    Who cares?
    Don't take it too seriously, TFC. Sometimes it is just fun to play rough. Occasionally, someone loses an eye.

    BTW, LOVE your avy!
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.
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  17. 01-17-2010, 02:51 AM Lounge   -   #139
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    The cow is right mega, we will never meet, so relax and meant to say loser, so chill out, play with your wife or kid, talk to your kid in the belly, don't spend so much time on the puter. You are insignificant to me, so don't worry about it any more.
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  19. 01-17-2010, 02:56 AM Lounge   -   #140
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    Until we meet again, pento....muhahaha *cough*.
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.
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