Chalice is back...

[j2k4]

Has Chalice gone again or something else.

[Skweeky]

We scared him off with talk of toddlers and babies. Who knew that was the key to defeating chalice all along?

[megabyteme]

We all have our Achilles heel, don't we?

[chalice]

We all have our Achilles heel, don't we?

I hope that that's the Royal 'we'.

Personally, I have no legs to speak of whatsoever. You'd be hacking at a cadaver, my friend.

No, really.

I have no legs. I used to have legs but not no mores.

Y'know, I kinda miss them fuckers, like.

[Skweeky]

Did you get yerself a pair of wooden ones? Because that would be well cool for going to the pub.

[chalice]

Did you get yerself a pair of wooden ones? Because that would be well cool for going to the pub.

Pragmatic NHS practicality saw to it that I had to make do with a corrugated cardboard pair.

I can't go out in the rain, but I can belt out the accordion version of Stairway To Heaven whilst doings squats.

Saves on Walkman batteries, like. Socks too.

[megabyteme]

People may criticize socialized medicine, but here is a case where not only was there an inexpensive solution, that solution also made it possible for you to begin a new career.

Hopefully they were wise enough to use recycled cardboard, you know, for the environment.

I am sorry to inform you that cardboard legs do not qualify you to carry a parrot on your shoulder. The Pirates Council has strict guidelines for such things. You are allowed a parakeet, though.

[Skweeky]

What about a cardboard parrot?

[megabyteme]

Recycled, maybe. I'll have to look it up.