I am a...I...I do what...I help...hmmm.
Well then.
I do what needs to be done, by my own definition.
People seem to like it.
en(un)lightened
I am a...I...I do what...I help...hmmm.
Well then.
I do what needs to be done, by my own definition.
People seem to like it.
"Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."
-Mark Twain
On the Peripheral
My most recent job was as a baker: bread not cakes, alas.
things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
so, he does
the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
-- WW2 for the l33t
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I pay people.
Wrongly.
But that's only according to them, cos they're fucking shite-munchers who have no concept of The Welfare State wherein you pay fucking tax and fucking national insurance like every other cunt who isn't signing fucking on. Even then, you still pay NI. But that's not fucking measurable in fish fucking suppers, so it doesn't fucking count.
I love my job.
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Can you pay me some time?
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Everything is negotiable, sweetness.Originally Posted by Skweeky
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Error xɐʇuʎs
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I like how you didn't blame the software once.
Incidentally, I had one of them call me up and ask how to report his overtime the other day.
It was a bit like someone needing help with their windows installation, and accidentally getting connected to some random programmer at microsoft instead of customer-support, or, as it were in this case, their own company's first line support. I think there's someone really new manning their switchboard.
I halped him, though.
Last edited by Snee; 01-16-2010 at 02:14 PM.
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We all know though, that the problems in this world, are all caused by the software developed by you and Barbie.
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Holy crap...you've resurfaced!My most recent job was as a baker: bread not cakes, alas.
"I am the one who knocks."- Heisenberg
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I love my job, yet sometimes i feel like leavning it for a couple of weeks. The more I get involved, the more headaches i have.
Too often, we loose sight of life's simple pleasures.Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that mother!%$@%# upside the head!
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