Slightly Happy Birthday Chaloise

[benchez' mum]

Hope you don't consume all of those presents. All the best, and none of the worst.


Love, the interwebs.

[Snee]

[Skweeky]

Dear chalice,
we all forgot your birthday.
So here is,
(to mark your descent into the abyss of decay)

A poem from us to you
(you can print it off as well)
The subject, not too taboo
Will be the photovoltaic cell

'Why this particular affair'
I hear you wonder
The reason, to be fair,
Isn't just a blunder

I just didn't want to dwell
And look for something else
That also rhymed with 'well'

Anyhoo, let's no longer delay.
Chavis, you devious cunt,
I hope you had a happy birthday





Love,

Skweeky

[Snee]

great wood over balls
someone call a doctor now
it will not go down

Now I've written a poem too

[JPaul]

Was there a party or something else. Was there cake, did I miss cake.

Oh Noooooooooooooooooooo

[Skweeky]

No cake, but Chavis brought some genuine Irish tap water for everyone.

[JPaul]

He's a tap man, to be sure.

[enoughfakefiles]

Good job I came on here today.

Happy birthday Chalice

[megabyteme]

I'd make you a cake, but you live in fuk'n England. I looked it up, that's like 10 inches away on my map. Way too far, and yer a cunt anyway.

Who the fuk gives their brother H for his birthday?!!!! Hasn't he ever heard of socks, a tie, or beer? Good gawd...

[Artemis]

Irish tap water & heroin, woohoo! sounds like a party........

You haven't received anything that ticks or vibrates have you ? yet another fan letter from the adoring masses ?