Due to new technology the RIAA require new staff.
One of the requirements is the abilty to catch someone downloading a complete DVD in seven seconds!
If you have not read this in a nanosecond you need not apply.
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Due to new technology the RIAA require new staff.
One of the requirements is the abilty to catch someone downloading a complete DVD in seven seconds!
If you have not read this in a nanosecond you need not apply.
The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.
Yeah, they sent me an email entitled " Uncle Kracker needs a few good men "..................but the content was copyright-protected so I couldn't read it without sending them $1.98 first.
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$1.98? Could you convert that into Euros then into Sterling for me. In order that I know how much to send away. I need a retirement job.
You need to transfer it into Euros first in case you are breaking some new Euro law introduced in the last ten minutes.
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Uhhh, let's see....carry the 9...X 3.4....plus 16...........damn, I don't think you can afford it !
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Oh well.I will have to carry on making these aglets, even though my eyesight is failing.(through old age
I could try for a job in a chicken factory. Then I would be able to make hens meat.
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You didn't divide by pi - 3.14159265
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I think the pi is the answer to the gauntlet.Originally posted by razorsharp013@17 October 2003 - 09:53
You didn't divide by pi - 3.14159265
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@ razor...........
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