**official Diss Thred**

[Smith]

This is the official diss thred. List all the disses you know. Pls no flaming.
ill start off:

yo mama so fat she filled the tub then turned on the water

yo mama so, when you squeese here tit powered milk comes out

yo mama so hary she has dred locks on here back



Those are mine, now lets hear everyone elses

[infamousalbo101]

Your mama is so stupid she had you then you made this thread then it was closed

[Smith]

mmm? ok that wasnt a diss.

seriously

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Why do these have to be towards Mothers??

Always hated that, if you gotta say something, you should aim it at the person you speaking to, not parties that ar'nt there!!

"You gotta face like a Bulldog chewing a wasp"

Jonno B)

[Lamsey]

We already have tons of threads like these in Funny stuff.

And who made it 'official'?

[Smith]

LOL

[share4uk]

Erm how about...

[SodiumChloride]

Dear:
[ ] Clueless Newbie
[x] Loser
[ ] AOLer
[x] 12 year old
[ ] Pervert
[x] Geek
[x] Spammer
[ ] Nerd
[ ] Elvis
[ ] l337 d00d
[ ] Unbearably self-righteous person

You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You posted a Nudity thread
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[x] You started an off-topic thread
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You haven't read the FAQ
[x] You don't know which forum to post in
[ ] You suck
[ ] You posted false information
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You doubleposted
[ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS
[ ] You posted racism ****
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] You're an idiot
[ ] You posted about something you have no knowledge of

To Repent, You Must:
[x] Give up your AOL Internet account
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[x] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the f****** FAQ
[ ] Be Pat Buchanan's love slave
[ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
[ ] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[ ] Go stand in the middle of a motorway

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[x] Blow me
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Never post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] Go to hell
[ ] I think your IQ must be 7
[ ] Take your s*** somewhere else
[ ] Learn to post or f*** off
[x] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
[ ] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
[ ] All of the above
[ ] N/A

You have officially been flamed!

End of Flame.
Have a nice day.

[Rip The Jacker]

Originally posted by SodiumChloride@21 October 2003 - 22:04
Dear:
[ ] Clueless Newbie
[x] Loser
[ ] AOLer
[x] 12 year old
[ ] Pervert
[x] Geek
[x] Spammer
[ ] Nerd
[ ] Elvis
[ ] l337 d00d
[ ] Unbearably self-righteous person

You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You posted a Nudity thread
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[x] You started an off-topic thread
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You haven't read the FAQ
[x] You don't know which forum to post in
[ ] You suck
[ ] You posted false information
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You doubleposted
[ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS
[ ] You posted racism ****
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] You're an idiot
[ ] You posted about something you have no knowledge of

To Repent, You Must:
[x] Give up your AOL Internet account
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[x] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the f****** FAQ
[ ] Be Pat Buchanan's love slave
[ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
[ ] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[ ] Go stand in the middle of a motorway

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[x] Blow me
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Never post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] Go to hell
[ ] I think your IQ must be 7
[ ] Take your s*** somewhere else
[ ] Learn to post or f*** off
[x] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
[ ] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
[ ] All of the above
[ ] N/A

You have officially been flamed!

End of Flame.
Have a nice day.

[MediaSlayer]

remind me not to f*ck with sodiumchloride