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    Due to new technology the RIAA require new staff.
    One of the requirements is the abilty to catch someone downloading a complete DVD in seven seconds!

    If you have not read this in a nanosecond you need not apply.
    The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.

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    Yeah, they sent me an email entitled " Uncle Kracker needs a few good men "..................but the content was copyright-protected so I couldn't read it without sending them $1.98 first.

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    $1.98? Could you convert that into Euros then into Sterling for me. In order that I know how much to send away. I need a retirement job.

    You need to transfer it into Euros first in case you are breaking some new Euro law introduced in the last ten minutes.
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    Uhhh, let's see....carry the 9...X 3.4....plus 16...........damn, I don't think you can afford it !

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    Oh well. I will have to carry on making these aglets, even though my eyesight is failing.(through old age ).

    I could try for a job in a chicken factory. Then I would be able to make hens meat.
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    You didn't divide by pi - 3.14159265

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    Originally posted by razorsharp013@17 October 2003 - 09:53
    You didn't divide by pi - 3.14159265
    I think the pi is the answer to the gauntlet.
    The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.

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    @ bigboab.........*groan.*

    @ razor...........

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