My Extremely Small Penis

[Will_518]

just wondering do women ever get enlargement pill e-mails?? Or does the media actually KNOW their target audience?!

[lynx]

Did you here about the guy who went to the doctor because of his terrible lisp? His life was a misery because of it. The doctor examined him, and announced that the problem was his enormous penis. When asked if there was a solution, the doctor told him that surgery to remove the excess flesh was the only course. The man decided to go ahead with the operation, and afterwards he could talk perfectly. He was overjoyed. However, a few days later, he came back to the doctor and said that he was now unable to satisfy his wife, and he wanted the procedure reversed. "Get lotht" said the doctor.

The moral is that while you may be able to satisfy your beloved Anna Miller, you will never be able to convince her of the fact. Sadly, I fear your efforts are doomed.

[bigboab]

Dare I suggest reducing the size of the rest of your body. Thereby making your equipment appear larger.

[lynx]

Originally posted by bigboab@17 October 2003 - 17:04
Dare I suggest reducing the size of the rest of your body. Thereby making your equipment appear larger.

That's all very well coming from you, what about the rest of us with normal size boab's?

[Mr. Mulder]

I have my theories, but they are irrelevant for the purposes of this discussion.

So Eric, as we share the same affliction, what method do you recommend?

Now that your shortcomings have been brought to your attention certainly you are going to rectify the situation?

I'm leaning towards the Vacuum Pump method....I have a new Craftsman Shop Vac that I think might work just fine...

Theirs no need for those kind of desperate measures, Clocker. Just plenty of exercise with porn.

[clocker]

Lynx, that was NOT what I wanted to hear.

anna!annamiller! is not some flighty bimbo, always in search of the latest thrill.

Her posts clearly show her to be a grounded, sensible and worldly woman.

It's the "worldly" part that has me concerned.

I don't want to become freakishly huge ( 36-40") or anything, just normal, as I am certain you are. You know, 12-18".

anna!annamiller! deserves that much, at least.

[bigboab]

Originally posted by lynx+17 October 2003 - 17:07--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lynx @ 17 October 2003 - 17:07)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-bigboab@17 October 2003 - 17:04
Dare I suggest reducing the size of the rest of your body. Thereby making your equipment appear larger.

That&#39;s all very well coming from you, what about the rest of us with normal size boab&#39;s? [/b][/quote]
Well if you or your friends are going to reject my suggestions out of hand. May I suggest you cut of your legs at the knees. At least that way your penis will be a lot nearer the ground.

[djweiser]

can i just say? u must be really sad 2 worry abt that, im sure your gf wont mind&#33;

if she does...she needs 2 get a life.

[clocker]

Originally posted by bigboab@17 October 2003 - 10:12
May I suggest you cut of your legs at the knees. At least that way your penis will be a lot nearer the ground.

BB,

Being nearer the ground is a good thing?
I did not know that, but then again, having such a small penis has stunted my life in many ways.

I assumed that, being mobile, anna&#33;annamiller&#33; and I could achieve some sort of mutually satisfying position that didn&#39;t involve spanning large distances.

I guess I have more to learn than I thought.

[lynx]

Originally posted by bigboab+17 October 2003 - 17:12--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigboab @ 17 October 2003 - 17:12)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Well if you or your friends are going to reject my suggestions out of hand. May I suggest you cut of your legs at the knees. At least that way your penis will be a lot nearer the ground. [/b]

<!--QuoteBegin-__eric__
Theirs no need for those kind of desperate measures, Clocker. Just plenty of exercise with porn. [/quote]
I&#39;m getting confused now.

__eric__ seems to be suggesting taking the matter IN hand, bigboab thinks we are rejecting him OUT of hand.

OFF hand, I think you should make your own mind up.