My Extremely Small Penis

[j2k4]

Originally posted by clocker@17 October 2003 - 12:09
just normal, as I am certain you are. You know, 12-18".

WHA?!!?!

I'm falling short on the high-end, now!

[j2k4]

Clocker-

Might I suggest, in addition to any successful methodologies you find, that you importune Anna!Annamiller to consider having her hands made smaller?

Your penis will appear larger thus.

[kurtsl0an]

Originally posted by j2k4@17 October 2003 - 18:19
Clocker-

Might I suggest, in addition to any successful methodologies you find, that you importune Anna!Annamiller to consider having her hands made smaller?

Your penis will appear larger thus.

wouldn't she then have a huge (or small as it were) disappointment when they consimated their luv?

[Billy_Dean]

Maybe Anna!Annamiller could have a false bottom inserted, you could then "appear" to fit.

[j2k4]

Originally posted by kurtsl0an+17 October 2003 - 13:26--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (kurtsl0an @ 17 October 2003 - 13:26)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-j2k4@17 October 2003 - 18:19
Clocker-

Might I suggest, in addition to any successful methodologies you find, that you importune Anna&#33;Annamiller to consider having her hands made smaller?

Your penis will appear larger thus.

wouldn&#39;t she then have a huge (or small as it were) disappointment when they consimated their luv? [/b][/quote]
They (not me) say, "Image is everything".

We live in a visual world.

So much depends on Anna&#33;Annamiller.

[clocker]

Originally posted by Billy_Dean@17 October 2003 - 11:28
Maybe Anna&#33;Annamiller could have a false bottom inserted, you could then "appear" to fit.

Would this not have the effect of perhaps implying that anna&#33;annamiller&#33; was somehow less than perfect?

I take responsibility for my deficiency and would not ask my beloved to inconvenience herself because of it.

Quote:Bigboab

Make sure you whittle it out of Anne Teak wood.

I was considering ebony. Too provocative perhaps?

[kurtsl0an]

Originally posted by clocker@17 October 2003 - 19:04
I was considering ebony. Too provocative perhaps?

i would say, not cool.

[Mr. Mulder]

If it was to be used in dark lighting, would it really matter?

[Billy_Dean]

Ebony has a tendency to remain cool, not a good preserver of heat, she may notice, maybe if you coated it with Tiger Balm.

[clocker]

Enough of the &#39;prothesis" digression...as I said, that will be a fallback option.

I have decided on a dual approach to my problem- I shall combine the slower but healthier vitamin method with the faster, but infinitely riskier "vacuum" enlargement.

I shall need to clean my shop vac...