My Extremely Small Penis

[clocker]

Gee Spin, you don't even get some of the best ones...

Unbeknownst to me, I apparently am famous for the massive amounts of prescription drugs that I ingest. Ten or so offers to help me get these drugs cheaper...BTW anna! this is not true...Just Say No is my watchword....

And let's not forget my favorite...Sonya from KazaaGold.
I promise anna! it was just a fling...she meant nothing to me...it never even crossed my mind to enlarge my member for HER...

[Snee]

Originally posted by bigboab+17 October 2003 - 23:17--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigboab &#064; 17 October 2003 - 23:17)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SnnY@17 October 2003 - 22:13
Probably wise.

And you&#39;ll handle the IT needs of the household, of course

Yes I have to e-mail to her sister in the USA once or twice a week. She thinks that this takes hours and requires sitting at the computer till the early hours. [/b][/quote]
I assume that&#39;s what you tell her?

EDit: spellin&#39;, gettin&#39; tired

[uNz[i]]

Wow... this topic has already run to 6 pages?

It must be a pretty meaty subject that a lot of people can chew over, huh?
</crap joke>

Weirdest spam I ever got (btw) offered to make me a fully ordained priest for the low low price of &#036;39.95, including a certificate of authenticity&#33;

[clocker]

Originally posted by Justsomeguy@17 October 2003 - 16:16


Weirdest spam I ever got (btw) offered to make me a fully ordained priest for the low low price of &#036;39.95, including a certificate of authenticity&#33;

Did that involve vitamin therapy or a vacuum device?

[bigboab]

Did you take up the offer Justsome? If so you could marry Clocker to his beloved Anna when they finally get together.

You will have to wait though. Probably about 20 years till Anna is old enough to marry. By that time it will be normal practice to marry a man to a he/she. Unless they Thai the knot somewhere else.

[uNz[i]]

@ Clocker: Vitamin therapy and vacuum devices are a perk of the job aren&#39;t they?

@bigboab: Nah.. the deal was only for residents of Oklahoma.
I&#39;m not even in the right hemisphere, let alone the right state.

[hobbes]

Originally posted by danb@17 October 2003 - 22:54
probably won&#39;t stay here long but its worth it






This is a grown man btw

Don&#39;t be so silly. You will confuse the young ladies.

Ladies, that vertical slit (see pointing finger) is actually a slit in which you insert a standard (not phillips) screwdriver. You simply loosen and remove this screw and the penis falls out for hours of slippery fun.

Just don&#39;t misplace the screw in your excitement, as it needs to be replaced at the end of sex. If you lose it, the man will become impotent because the penis will rust if it is exposed to air for too long.

Sex mystery 234- put to rest.


PS- Clocker, they found out that I have erection problem in addition to a teenie peenie.

[bigboab]

Hobbes, I noticed that man was not wearing a shirt. Is it anyone we know?

[clocker]

Originally posted by bigboab@17 October 2003 - 16:25
Did you take up the offer Justsome? If so you could marry Clocker to his beloved Anna when they finally get together.

You will have to wait though. Probably about 20 years till Anna is old enough to marry. By that time it will be normal practice to marry a man to a he/she. Unless they Thai the knot somewhere else. &nbsp; &nbsp;

I am really getting discouraged by this neverending cynicism.

I thought that it was manifestly obvious that anna&#33;annamiller&#33; was a blushing young woman- NOT a "he/she".
I mean C&#39;MON WAKE UP&#33; this is the internet&#33;

There are RULES&#33;
It&#39;s NOT ALLOWED to misrepresent one&#39;s age or sex or anything, really.

And IT&#39;S NOT VERY NICE either&#33;

Now see... you&#39;ve driven me to capitals....

[hobbes]

Originally posted by bigboab@18 October 2003 - 00:40
Hobbes, I noticed that man was not wearing a shirt. Is it anyone we know?

I actually heard he has the phillip head variant, but good spot, anyway.