The Commonwealth of Novaltia.

[Skweeky]

Yeah, why not hire a town crier?

[megabyteme]

This might be handy, as well...

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Alright, maybe I'm off by a couple of centuries.

[Biggles]

Of all the potential internets boards to advertise a site like Albert's, the Lounge has to be the most improbable act of pure optimism I have seen in a long time. I can only assume that Albert has not so much as glanced at the rest of the board.

Albert can I suggest a more suitable site called 4Chan - the B:/ board is probably best. It gets a phenomenal amount of traffic - hundreds of thousands of hits a day I read somewhere.

[Skweeky]

True, nothing but cynical cunts around here. Move along.

[Biggles]

True, nothing but cynical cunts around here. Move along.

A bit harsh - Chalice might join. I am sure like a Pickwick pen he would be a boon and a blessing to their society; ably pointing out any potential improvements and gently reproving any that stray from the noble path.

[Artemis]

A Victorian Chalice, now there's a scary thought, he'd probably be a bare knuckle boxer with his hands all pickled in walnut juice and scars all over his forehead from 'nutting' his opponents. Actually that is sort of what I envisage him as anyway so carry on........