Miracles do happen (TV, PTM, PTN, FTN, ... drop from the sky from time to time)

**thefinger** · 03-28-2010, 01:54 PM

thread is growing very fast.

**coolman** · 03-28-2010, 02:51 PM

this is the mega spam thread

**QPD** · 03-28-2010, 02:55 PM

no spam...just bumps!!!

**anon** · 03-28-2010, 04:26 PM

I know what this thread needs... some jokes!

**QPD** · 03-28-2010, 04:35 PM

hey...I have my own thread fur that !

**Glitterstep** · 03-28-2010, 04:59 PM

1497

**QPD** · 03-28-2010, 05:19 PM

1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
(A) Ask your mother.

2) How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
(A) Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from.

3) What's the difference between a bitch and a whore
(A) A whore sleeps with everybody at the party; A bitch sleeps with
everybody at the party except you.

4) What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off
(A) Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

5) What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
(A) A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.