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    david beckhams at a press conference and a journalist asks "if you could have a conversation with anyone living or dead, who would it be?" david replies "the living one obviously "



    david goes to a pet shop to ask about how much bird seed he should get. the owner says "well how many birds have you got" david replies "none yet but im planning to grow some"

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    here's one

    Q. What have a Cartier watch and David Beckham got in common?

    A. Both come in a Posh Box

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    David Beckham told this one about himself in an English newspaper:

    David Beckham comes home from holiday and takes a taxi from the station to his house. He begins a conversation with the driver and eventually the driver asks him where did he go for his holiday? David replies give me some names of some English train stations. The driver begins: Waterloo Kings cross, Victoria... David cries, "Thats it!" then he turns to his wife and says, "Victoria where did we go for our holidays?"

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    A part of the library at the Beckhams new mansion in Madrid was destroyed by fire last night, Totally devestated by the ordeal, beckham was quoted as saying "the worst thing is, I hadn't finished coloring half those books in yet!"

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