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    I feel it is my duty to release the following information to all the members of the Lounge rather than just to the individual that employed me. This morning I visited a large open Ayr market close to where I reside. I had to be accompanied by my wife. As some of the members know I am not allowed to venture out into the public without an escort, usually two men in white coats. Anyway I am digressing.

    While perusing the stalls at this market I started to notice various items, at some of the stalls that were starting to ring alarm bells in my head. (Hence the need for the escort). At one stall there was assorted items from the mid west of the USA, I think it was Idaho. At another computer stall I noticed a 'Mod' password for sale. The sign said that it allowed the owner to access a specific database. I did not have enough money to buy the password (Thatís what you are getting told&#33. I also noticed a second hand Ford Escort for sale 'Going Cheap'. As to why they added the 'Going' to it I will never know.

    As I was about to leave the market noticed a person with a hood over their face(I heard someone say the hood was a saving grace) being bundled into a white van by a Masonic looking Arab person, who I assumed to be Sheik Myhand. This person dropped a red coloured scarf from her hand just as the van doors were being closed. The van had diplomatic number plates. Why number plates need diplomatic immunity escapes me. The van subsequently sped off in the direction of a nearby International airport. Alas I fear all is lost. I mean what can you charge this person for? If he legally purchased the said Anna. I suppose you could always get him for loitering within tent.

    I'm writing this report to warn any member of the Lounge in case they are approached by strangers with 'Offers'. During my recent short departure from the Lounge I was propositioned. But I do not want to go into that as there are youngsters around and I have been told by my employer to keep an eye on them.

    That is all I have to report at the moment Sir (My employer&#33. You can draw your own conclusions from the evidence. If not, I am sure I noticed one of the members is an art student (Well somebody said they had an 'F' in art&#33 and they will assist you.

    You obedient servant

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    You live in Ayr?

    weirdo!

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    Originally posted by Skweeky@19 October 2003 - 14:58
    You live in Ayr?

    weirdo!
    Did I say that?

    Incidentally boss you owe me for an all day breakfast and various other sundries I had to purchase to make my trip look Kosher.(Here come the ethnic jokes)
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    Most(ly) fascinating, BB.

    I would ignore the "mod password" and Ford Escort for now as they are obvious red herrings, simply there to divert you.

    I think the "Masonic Arab" is the path of most import.

    My recent genital enhancement procedure has left me *ahem* drained for the moment and I'm afraid I cannot be of much use to you.
    As soon as I have regained my vigor ( and learned to walk again) I shall endevour to assist in this most important venture.

    Keep up the excellent work!
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    Originally posted by clocker@19 October 2003 - 16:06
    they are obvious red herrings, simply there to divert you.
    Thanks for the explanation, I would have wondered about the fish thing otherwise.

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    Originally posted by JPaul+19 October 2003 - 08:18--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JPaul @ 19 October 2003 - 08:18)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-clocker@19 October 2003 - 16:06
    they are obvious red herrings, simply there to divert you.
    Thanks for the explanation, I would have wondered about the fish thing otherwise. [/b][/quote]
    Indeed.

    See how devious "they" can be?
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    I saw two cliffs today. It may have been a double bluff tho&#39;.

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    Originally posted by JPaul@19 October 2003 - 08:25
    I saw two cliffs today. It may have been a double bluff tho&#39;.
    JP, I fear that you are picking up some terrible habits from BB.

    Or is it the opposite?

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    Originally posted by clocker+19 October 2003 - 16:29--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (clocker @ 19 October 2003 - 16:29)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JPaul@19 October 2003 - 08:25
    I saw two cliffs today. It may have been a double bluff tho&#39;.
    JP, I fear that you are picking up some terrible habits from BB.

    Or is it the opposite?

    Puns are the fast lane to Hell. [/b][/quote]
    One tries to adapt to ones environment.

    Since this thread was started by a punmeister I felt it only right.

    In your threads I attempt to adopt an air of stunning .... excuse me the phone is ringing.

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    Ok.

    As you were then.
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