Something strange is happening here

[Skiz]

All morning there has been some sort of white shit falling from the skies. It appears to be accumulating on the ground a couple inches deep.

[Hairbautt]

Oh, well I see where this is going.

[IdolEyes787]

Volcanic ash .Suggest you stock up on supplies and lock yourself in the root cellar before the rioting starts.

[IdolEyes787]

Unless it really is white shit in which case have a shower.

[Skiz]

I've stocked up already.

Jigsaw puzzles - purchased at the dollar store. Only used once and only missing one piece each.

Lean Cuisine Swedish Meatballs - 'nuff said.

Digital camera - obviously someone will say post a request for pics of said Texas white shit. Immediately after the storm I'll need to take pictures of the white mounds outside and post captions such as, "MY TRUCK IS UNDER THERE SOMEWHERE LOL!!!!!"

Gallon of bleach - I might as well get som cleaning done while I'm stuck here.

Sex toy - the roads will be impassable, making my weekly visit to a prostitute impossible.

[Hairbautt]

You shoulda timed it right by ordering one & then have her conveniently stuck at your place.

Imagine the possibilities.

[Hairbautt]

Imagine the possibilities.

Which, by the way, I'm sure you will.

[susiserken]

I guess i have about a meter and a half of shit outside atm!

[Hairbautt]

What the crazy fuck is a meter?

[kallieb]

It's Canada's secret plan to take over Texas akin to a Borg invasion... resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

The next step is to replace every show on TV with a hockey game. Once done, pure Canucks you'll be.

Welcome to the Polar Bear club