Who Shaves.....

[JONNO_CELEBS]

You like all people?....heh, a guy I work with said to me "I thought you hung the other way?" I said, "I hang all ways dude"

People have seen them, not been posted here, well not the completely uncut ones anyway

My immense popularity Yeah, they all love me cos I'm so easy to take the piss out of

Jonno B)

[Yogi]

You like all people?....

Are you out of your mind??????

I said people!!

That rules out most of worldpopulation in my book......


Yogi

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by SensualGardening@21 October 2003 - 11:04


Are you out of your mind??????

Dude, I have 20 nude pics flying round the net, I think that answers that question quite well

Jonno B)

[Skweeky]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+21 October 2003 - 12:05--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS &#064; 21 October 2003 - 12:05)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SensualGardening@21 October 2003 - 11:04


Are you out of your mind??????

Dude, I have 20 nude pics flying round the net, I think that answers that question quite well

Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
And I just put them on all screensavers of the computer classes of my uni&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

[clocker]

Originally posted by Skweeky@21 October 2003 - 05:21

And I just put them on all screensavers of the computer classes of my uni&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

The world as we know it just came to an end.

[Barbarossa]

Originally posted by SensualGardening@21 October 2003 - 08:46
Female fans style pubic hair like Beckham&#39;s Mohican
By Shane Green, Herald Correspondent in Tokyo
June 18 2003

I can&#39;t believe no-ones done the "Now he really DOES look like a twat" gag yet..

[Rocktron]

Originally posted by computerfreak76@20 October 2003 - 22:39
i shave partly, and partly being the ballsac and towards the base. i started shaving originally because i knowed how bad i hated to get hairs in my mouth performing oral for the ladies and because i had a few women stop during a bj to get hairs out of their mouth.

i would shave it all&nbsp; but im pretty hairy and it would just look too damn weird.

Hhahahaa (off Topic) but,

Nice Avatar computerfreak76... seen my reply on the Favorite cover thread?
TOOL is cool.. I scanned those sheets seperately.. check them here:

http://www.klboard.ath.cx/index.php?showto...=rocktron&st=90

Rocky

[Yogi]

Originally posted by barbarossa+21 October 2003 - 13:52--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (barbarossa @ 21 October 2003 - 13:52)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SensualGardening@21 October 2003 - 08:46
Female fans style pubic hair like Beckham's Mohican
By Shane Green, Herald Correspondent in Tokyo
June 18 2003

I can't believe no-ones done the "Now he really DOES look like a twat" gag yet..


[/b][/quote]
That's like stating the obvious, isn't it??

Yogi

[JONNO_CELEBS]

The only reason Becks shaved his head is becuase Posh said to her stylist she wanted her twat shaved

Jonno B)

[namzuf9]

Originally posted by SensualGardening@21 October 2003 - 08:33
Shaving Info

Basic Steps:

If you have long pubic hairs, trim hair with clippers or scissors. Electric clippers are best for this purpose.
Take a long, warm bath beforehand.
Before applying shaving cream, rinse area with cool water.
Apply shaving cream a few minutes before shaving to soften hairs. Consider using a shaving cream with additional conditioners or aloe.
Be sure to use a sharp blade. You might try using two new blades if you are shaving a large area.
When shaving, stroke an area no more than twice to reduce skin irritation. On the first stroke, go "with the grain" to remove most of the hair, then go "against the grain" for a smooth, close shave.
Be sure to clean the area afterwards with soap and water to reduce the risk of infection. Ideally, give the area a second cleansing using cotton balls and rubbing alcohol.
Some people find daily applying baby powder or talcum powder especially helpful after shaving to keep the area dry and irritation-free.
Practice clean hygiene after shaving, washing the area at least once a day to reduce sweat and oil build-up.
Go as long as possible between shavings to reduce skin irritation.
A few warnings:

People who allergic and react to some shaving creams: This area seems to have heightened sensitivity. Furthermore, if it does react, your natural sweat and the natural abrasion this area receives will most likely make your life a living hell [temporarily]. Consider avoiding shaving all together, or try warning tip #3. If you do decide to shave this area, make sure you use hypoallergenic shaving cream.
People with sensitive skin may wish to avoid shaving for the same reasons. Again, if you chose to shave, consider shaving cream made for sensitive skin and use a hypoallergenic moisturizer afterwards.
Consider closely trimming your hair instead. It provides many of the benefits of shaving without all the risks&#33;
Letting hair grow out after shaving your pubic area is a bitch. The sharp hairs combined with the sensitive skin will make you realize justhowmuch movement happens in that area on an average day. Chaffing is nearly unavoidable.
Keeping #4 in mind, people who walk/run/exercise a lot might wish to skip shaving all together if you don&#39;t want to invest the time in regular shavings.

Source: sexuality.org

Or you could use my guide:

Basic Steps:

Invite a few friends round for dinner. Consume 5 pints of a hops based alcoholic beverage and a hefty amount of Jim Beam. Make stupid bets based on the outcome of a board game. Lose.

Shaving:

Watch best mate shave before you and then realise you have no more razor blades. Step into the bath and, using the shower attachment, soak your genital area with cold water. Soap up your nuts real good and using the blunt razor your mate had before you, attempt to shave with one eye shut because your seeing 2 sets of nuts.

Aftercare:

Wipe up the blood with toilet tissue and leave your girlfriend to clean up the mess in the morning.
Scratch yourself in public constantly giving others the impression you have crabs. Tug out ingrown hairs with tweezers and scream like a bitch cos it hurts.
Vow never to drink again.
Break that vow the next day.
Post your findings on a public forum.