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    Oops, Skweeky.....

    When interviewed by UJ reporters, Skweeky said, "My friends and family will be shocked by this news, but I can no longer pretend to be a by-the-rules average person who they all think I am! I love sex and I can't get enough! If a day goes by without sex, it's a wasted day. Whether it's a stranger I met at a bar, another woman, or 3 men filling every hole at the same time, I'm happy and feel satisfied."
    Kind o' makes me see your posts here:

    http://www.klboard.ath.cx/index.php?...ic=75835&st=15

    in a totally new perspective.............



    Yogi

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    also found this

    even weirder

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    What weird about a weekend of FUN???



    :'( Yogi

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    omg look quick.funky

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    Just as weird as:

    Spiderdude Shatters Masturbation World Record!
    October 22, 2003   

    It's official, Spiderdude is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Spiderdude achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!

    Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Spiderdude remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.

    It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Spiderdude is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Spiderdude was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".

    This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment.

    When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Spiderdude said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning".

    For more information about this story & source details, please visit : Global Associated News -- source details and information

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    I think I better not post in this thread!

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    How do you spell HOAX !
    <HOAX> To trick into believing or accepting or doing something.
    Play upon the credulity of ...so as to bring about belief in or acceptance
    of what is actually false and often preposterous.
    Hoax

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    sorry nigelyou had better not

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    Originally posted by *`..@22 October 2003 - 13:39
    How do you spell HOAX &#33;
    <HOAX> To trick into believing or accepting or doing something.
    Play upon the credulity of ...so as to bring about belief in or acceptance
    of what is actually false and often preposterous.
    Hoax
    it appears once again the special bus has crashed in the longue and the retards are getting off it. ffs everyone knew it was a hoax they didn&#39;t need you to tell them it was a hoax. stfu.

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