Personal Goals

[j2k4]

Originally posted by noname12@22 October 2003 - 23:36
I'm 19 so currently I am arrogant, able and not worried about my health.

Personal goals currently only involve world domination. I give it until I am 50 then maybe I wll begin to worry about health and so on.

I dominated the world between the ages of 16 and 29.

As an old hand at the game, take my word for it-as a goal, fine-as a way of life? Forget it, you run yourself ragged.

I ruined myself not getting out sooner.

I have, however, retained my incredible arrogance.

It comforts me in the face of those whose "goal" is unremitting and unrelenting stupidity and ignorance.

Shoot for that, guys.

If you want to dominate the world, go ahead-just do it and be done with it, then move on.

[noname12]

Once I get this world I shall never let go, unfortunatly I must warn you petty mortals that when I do become the Supreme Commander of the Earth as well as Communist Russia, I will most likely make you all my slaves... Prepare your selves or I shall have you tickled to death.


That is the end of this public service announcment.

Thank you.

[j2k4]

Originally posted by noname12@23 October 2003 - 00:57
Once I get this world I shall never let go, unfortunatly I must warn you petty mortals that when I do become the Supreme Commander of the Earth as well as Communist Russia, I will most likely make you all my slaves... Prepare your selves or I shall have you tickled to death.


That is the end of this public service announcment.

Thank you.

Oh, okay.

Sounds like a plan.

Mind if I sit over here and watch?

[noname12]

Originally posted by j2k4+23 October 2003 - 06:03--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (j2k4 @ 23 October 2003 - 06:03)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-noname12@23 October 2003 - 00:57
Once I get this world I shall never let go, unfortunatly I must warn you petty mortals that when I do become the Supreme Commander of the Earth as well as Communist Russia, I will most likely make you all my slaves... Prepare your selves or I shall have you tickled to death.


That is the end of this public service announcment.

Thank you.

Oh, okay.

Sounds like a plan.

Mind if I sit over here and watch? [/b][/quote]
Do not toy with me human, I can see past your mockery and Tricks.... I shall smite you once I have smote the world...

Feel my wrath.... and bring a choco milk if you could.

[j2k4]

Originally posted by noname12+23 October 2003 - 01:05--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (noname12 &#064; 23 October 2003 - 01:05)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Originally posted by j2k4@23 October 2003 - 06:03
<!--QuoteBegin-noname12

@23 October 2003 - 00:57
Once I get this world I shall never let go, unfortunatly I must warn you petty mortals that when I do become the Supreme Commander of the Earth as well as Communist Russia, I will most likely make you all my slaves... Prepare your selves or I shall have you tickled to death.


That is the end of this public service announcment.

Thank you.

Oh, okay.

Sounds like a plan.

Mind if I sit over here and watch?

Do not toy with me human, I can see past your mockery and Tricks.... I shall smite you once I have smote the world...

Feel my wrath.... and bring a choco milk if you could. [/b][/quote]
Lesson 1: World-beaters drink bourbon, not lactose.

Lesson 2: Wear heavy mitts if you&#39;re gonna try to smite the ex-champ.



BTW-I felt your wrath. It&#39;s all sticky. Is it made of jam?

[Dapadipz]

im tryin to BODYBUILD so i can move my nipple muscles (chest part thing whateva they are called) without touching them

[blackhatknight]

Originally posted by hobbes@23 October 2003 - 03:14
cutting back on alcohol.

aaaaarrrrggghhhhhhhhhh NEVER

on a more serious note i once heard if you drink a glass or pint of water before a meal you eat less, hope this helps

[silent VI]

1)make 4million dollars
2)legalize marijauana
3)Marry amanda bynes

[MagicNakor]

From another old-pro:

Brandy is the drink. Not bourbon. You can&#39;t discuss plans over bourbon as you can brandy.

Perhaps resurrecting the Communist International would be the way to go. It almost worked once.

On a more serious note, my current personal goal is, I suppose, to become employed. Again. Unfortunately there is jack-all where I live.

[clocker]

Originally posted by MagicNakor@23 October 2003 - 05:47
From another old-pro:

Brandy is the drink. Not bourbon. You can&#39;t discuss plans over bourbon as you can brandy.

Perhaps resurrecting the Communist International would be the way to go. It almost worked once.

On a more serious note, my current personal goal is, I suppose, to become employed. Again. Unfortunately there is jack-all where I live.

I think that you&#39;ve pointed out a important distinction here, MN.

Brandy ( or cognac) is the drink of choice when formulating plans.

Bourbon gets you ripped enough to actually implement them.

Good luck achieving your personal goal,btw.

@hobbes,
I always considered you "big boned" or "pleasantly plump", not fat. If you lived in Michigan or Wisconsin you would be thought of as "emaciated". Perhaps instead of changing your lifestyle you could simply alter your location.