About Yourself

[Studly]

I will be back, I messed up my account and am waiting for it to be fixed

But could'nt stay away

Jonno B)

[Billy_Dean]

How about getting this thread back on tack??

I once stabbed a guy to death and threw his body into Tangiers Harbour.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Rikk, true or not, that is a really stupid thing to say

Jonno B)

[Billy_Dean]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@24 October 2003 - 20:38
Rikk, true or not, that is a really stupid thing to say

Jonno B)

??? I thought that was the idea?

[Skweeky]

Originally posted by nigel123@24 October 2003 - 02:03
When you have finished playing Risk, I wish to tell you a little story about my self!

19 years ago I moved to Belgium for a period of 6 months. I had rented a flat in Borgerhout, Antwerpen. One day in December I visited the cathedral in Gent to see the painting, "the Lams gods."

On the way home I thought I would drop into Dendermonde to visit another church. It was getting quite late, but when I arrived there was a service in process, so I wandered back out and noticed an open door that led to the church tower. Being a very inquisitive person I climbed the winding stairs that led to the top of the tower and looked out over the town of Dendermonde. I must have stayed there a half hour or more. Feeling tired I walked back down the stairs, to find the door was locked...everyone had apparently gone home. I was trapped! I walked back up the stairs wondering how I could get out of my predicament. I soon found another door which led to a room where the organ was situated. Looking over the balcony down to the floor I realised there was no way that I could jump down, without sustaining any injuries. I walked back down the stairs rather despondent and found on the wall some switches. I switched one on and I had light! There were more switches on the wall, all with different names. They were switches for the church bells. There were three rows of switches, a switch for light bells, a switch for slightly heavier bells and finally a switch for the largest bell, you know, the one they use at funerals.

First I tried the lightest bell. but it did not seem to make a lot of noise. I then tried the second switch, that was a bit better, I was still not sure if it would be heard. In the end, with a deep breath, I switched all of them on. It made a tremendous noise, rolling out over the town of Dendermonde. Within 3 minutes the vicar arrived and released me from my predicament! After some explaining and a lot of laughter, I continued my journey home.

Never again have I entered a church tower since then!

Do you still live in Belgium Nigel? We have this great cathedral here in Mechelen too!

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by Billy_Dean+24 October 2003 - 12:12--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Billy_Dean @ 24 October 2003 - 12:12)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@24 October 2003 - 20:38
Rikk, true or not, that is a really stupid thing to say

Jonno B)

??? I thought that was the idea?


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Oh...........is it?............Ok then............I dug a hole in the ground and filled it in with water before throwing 25 penguins in it

Jonno B)

[Billy_Dean]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@24 October 2003 - 21:35
....I dug a hole in the ground and filled it in with water before throwing 25 penguins in it

Jonno B)

There you go. Feel better now you&#39;ve got that off your chest?

Maybe you should find somewhere warmer to surf, then you won&#39;t have penguins to contend with.

[Skweeky]

Maybe he&#39;s talking about those tropical penguins?

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Yeah yeah, shut ya face
I ain&#39;t got no where to stay in warmer places, have to kip on the beach
And we may have penguins but they don&#39;t eat you by mistake cos you look like a turtle

Jonno B)

[scribblec]

lol it would be jonno to choose a name like studley