Advances in Medicine
Pfizer Corp. is making an announcement today that Viagra will soon be
available in liquid form and will be marketed by by Pepsi Cola as a power
beverage suitable for use as a mixer. Pepsi's proposed ad campaign claims
it will now be possible for a man to literally pour himslf a stiffone.
Obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink. This additive gives
new
meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs, and just a good old fashion
stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of Mount &
Do.
The long term implications of drugs and medical procedures must be fully
considered: over the past few years, more money has been spent on breast
implants and viagra than was spent on Alzhemiers disease research. It is
beleived that by the year 2030, there will be a large number of people
wandering around with huge breasts and erection who cant remember what to
do with them. I just cant think who they are referring to.
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