The Fine Art Of Farting.......

**Yogi** · 10-25-2003, 01:46 PM

My girlfriend told me yesterday, that even when she has a cold, she still can feel the precence of my farts.......

Naturally, i reacted all proud.
I just can't be modest about such a thing.

I allways wondered why Saddam never contacted me.
I deliver the best damn WMD's available!!!

Who else is convinced it should be an olympic sport??

Yogi

**Smooch** · 10-25-2003, 01:59 PM

Originally posted by SensualGardening@25 October 2003 - 13:46
My girlfriend told me yesterday, that even when she has a cold, she still can feel the precence of my farts.......

Naturally, i reacted all proud.
I just can't be modest about such a thing.

**Riddler** · 10-25-2003, 02:01 PM

We actually have contests at work to see who can clear a room the fastest.

**UKMan** · 10-25-2003, 02:38 PM

This post probably explains best why i left and why i couldnt resist coming back

I love this place

Peace
UKMan

**Yogi** · 10-25-2003, 02:40 PM

Originally posted by Riddler@25 October 2003 - 15:01
We actually have contests at work to see who can clear a room the fastest.

Now be honest, Riddler!!

How do you score????

Yogi

**Adster** · 10-25-2003, 02:49 PM

I had a ex g/f that farted 313 tiems in one day i counted

and when I was lickign somewhere she farted and nearly killed me I was suffercating

**Yogi** · 10-25-2003, 02:57 PM

I had a ex g/f that farted 313 tiems in one day i counted 

Assuming 8 hours of sleep, that still leaves an average of about 20 farts an hour.
That's certainly olympic material!
(in the speedfarting-event)

Explains her being your ex........

Yogi

**Wolfmight** · 10-25-2003, 03:03 PM

It must be horrible when a girl farts during anal.
heh, anal is pretty gross anyways.. might like have to use toilet paper on your Pecker. If a girl gives anal before her blowjob... damn that's really filthy

**Yogi** · 10-25-2003, 03:08 PM

Originally posted by Wolfmight@25 October 2003 - 16:03
It must be horrible when a girl farts during anal.
heh, anal is pretty gross anyways.. might like have to use toilet paper on your Pecker. If a girl gives anal before her blowjob... damn that's really filthy

An enema will do the trick........

After that i only think it'll be a spectecular feeling; just keep your nose pinched...

**Riddler** · 10-25-2003, 03:27 PM

Originally posted by SensualGardening+25 October 2003 - 07:40--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SensualGardening @ 25 October 2003 - 07:40)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Riddler@25 October 2003 - 15:01
We actually have contests at work to see who can clear a room the fastest.

Now be honest, Riddler!!

How do you score????

Yogi [/b][/quote]

I'm ashamed to admit it but...I'm a rank amateur compared to these guys.

The tears welling up in my eyes was a sure sign that I couldn't cut it.