Btw, this fred is never going away.
It's like the best thing that ever happened to me since my granny cut my finger off.
Oh, the memories.
She's sorry now, though. It all comes round.
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Btw, this fred is never going away.
It's like the best thing that ever happened to me since my granny cut my finger off.
Oh, the memories.
She's sorry now, though. It all comes round.
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Coming in at a close second, was the time my grandfather ate my other finger.
Oh, how we laughed. And choked.
On my other finger.
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My mother only ever took occasion to break my remaining digits on the anniversary of her mother's departure.
Bless her.
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Didn't stop the rest of the family from river-dancing on my head, though.
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Hardest Working Man In Show Business.
Hai thenk yew.
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If'n I don't get a vote from Idol, then her and I are finito.
And she complains about flumps fucking up her life.
Persona non grata
I voted for James Brown.
I feel good.
Respect my lack of authority.
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Get on downs.
Persona non grata
Like a sex machine.
Respect my lack of authority.
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Steady on there, Glitter.
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