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    one time I called my brother a bastard. my father overheard, he smacked me and said do you know what that word means? I said no. he responded, it's someone who doesn't have a proper daddy. So i thought that a bastard was half-human, half monster.

    I used to believe that after the number "ten" came the numbers "tendy-one, tendy-two..." etc.

    I couldn't understand why my grandmother wore an ear-grenade (hearing aid). It sounded very dangerous to me

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    summerlinda's Avatar Pyretta¤Blaze
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    I used to believe that you get square eyes by watching to much tv.
    I used to believe children came out of the womans belly button.

    Not for long though

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    I used to believe that if you masturbated you'd go blind
    I wear glasses so I guess they're half right.
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    NikkiD's Avatar Yen?
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    I used to believe that Morpheus was the best filesharing application...

    /me hides

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    Ohh gosh hmm. I used to think "pancakes" were pandacakes.


    I used to think masterbating was something I invented. I remember as a kid saying "Wow, I wonder how many people actually do this, I'm probably the only one."


    I have more...I'll have to think though....

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    Originally posted by CadeLaguana@25 October 2003 - 14:09
    I used to think masterbating was something I invented. I remember as a kid saying "Wow, I wonder how many people actually do this, I'm probably the only one."
    That is one of the funniest things I've ever heard!

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    Actually, I used to use that thing too. Also

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    Originally posted by CadeLaguana@25 October 2003 - 19:09
    I used to think masterbating was something I invented. I remember as a kid saying "Wow, I wonder how many people actually do this, I'm probably the only one."
    Don't talk about that kind of stuff on a board like this. Somebody might patent your invention

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    In kindergarten, I was told by a friend that his brother had to have an operation because he ate watermelon seeds and they grew in his stomach and wrapped around his heart.


    In the same year, I was shown naked women in a Playboy stolen by a 2nd grader. In those days, the ladies sported the full inverted triangle. I assumed that the "vagina" was hidden somewhere in that triangle of hair. I also thought it was circular. I now know it is a rhomboid and located behind the right ear.
    Aren't we in the trust tree, thingey?

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