Will bump when added too, instead of starting new topic.
A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live
> on a farm, his
> mother asks if he had done his chores.
>
> "Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him
> no breakfast
> until he does his chores.
>
> Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the
> chickens, and he
> kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he
> kicks a cow. He
> goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes
> back in for
> breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry
> cereal.
>
> "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I
> have any milk
> in my cereal?" he asks.
>
> "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so
> you don't get
> any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you
> don't get any
> bacon for a week, either. I also saw you kick the cow,
> so for a week
> you aren't getting any milk."
>
> Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and
> kicks the cat
> halfway across the kitchen.
>
> The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile,
> and says, "Are
> you going to tell him, or should I?"
>
Bookmarks