Trade Descriptions

[J'Pol]

Jonno

I meant to say. You do realise that for some people who cannot afford the ready broken biscuits, they also supply biscuits which you have to break yourself.

I usually get these towards the end of the month, I don't really mind the extra mastication.

[bigboab]

I have just woken up after having great difficulty sleeping last night, for various reasons.:-

1. I was left alone downstairs watching the Omen. Actually I was accompanied by a few tinnies. All of a sudden the back door handle was turned two or three times. While I was in the toilet changing, Ms Bigboab (Did you expect me to do it?) investigated and found out that it was a cat who comes to our door regularly to get fed.

2. Jonno posts about his broken biscuits. I spent the next two hours giggling like a wee school girl and was accused by Ms Bigboab of losing the plot . I have now got in my mind the following happening on Monday morning:-


SCENE:

Supermarket in Fakenham (Norfolk UK). Monday morning. Manager's office.

SCRIPT:

Manager. Yes duck(Local endearment for everybody )what can I do for you?

Local Biker. Well I purchased this item in your shop on Saturday(Duck, You got the idea. I won't repeat it)

Manager. What is wrong with it?

Biker. It is not broken.

Manager. Picks up the phone and phones security.

Biker. I want a replacement.

Manager. But we are not in the habit(Unless he comes from Walsingham. A wee joke for Jonno ) of replacing undamaged goods.

Arrival of security to end this silly nonsense that I have written. Don’t do that again Jonno! Especially in the wee hours of the morning

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by NikkiD@26 October 2003 - 06:37
TMI = Too Much Information...

Ohhhhhhhhh I seeeeeeee

Why was it too much info?........I was merely talking about masturbation

@JPaul.........yeah but they don't sell those round here, we have to put up with the quality of broken ones

@BB....... ROTFLMFAO

Jonno B)

[Lamsey]

May I suggest a solution to your problem, Jonno?

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by Lamsey@26 October 2003 - 17:03
May I suggest a solution to your problem, Jonno?

Thats really is very harsh. The chap was only discussing his biscuits.

Remember he recently had to spend a whole night without a fag, it has affected him badly.

[mrcall1969]

The biggest Trades Description abuse is Pizza Huts £5.49 all you can eat buffet, the gits dont let you take doggie bags away

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by mrcall1969@26 October 2003 - 17:27
The biggest Trades Description abuse is Pizza Huts £5.49 all you can eat buffet, the gits dont let you take doggie bags away

I don't think it means all you can eat .... ever.

[mrcall1969]

Originally posted by JPaul+26 October 2003 - 18:24--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JPaul @ 26 October 2003 - 18:24)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-mrcall1969@26 October 2003 - 17:27
The biggest Trades Description abuse is Pizza Huts £5.49 all you can eat buffet, the gits dont let you take doggie bags away

I don&#39;t think it means all you can eat .... ever. [/b][/quote]
It doesn&#39;t say it&#39;s not though

[TheDave]

does all you can eat mean i can get a family size pizza which would cost more than that at a real pizza shop

[mrcall1969]

Originally posted by TheDave@26 October 2003 - 19:36
does all you can eat mean i can get a family size pizza which would cost more than that at a real pizza shop

Yes...but they wont let you take it home..and they want £5.49 off everyone..thieving gits&#33;