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    I love this song...


    It's all about the Pentiums, baby
    Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
    Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
    It's all about the Pentiums, baby
    It's all about the Pentiums, baby
    It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
    It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
    Yeah

    What y'all wanna do?
    Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
    Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
    9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
    Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard?
    Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skills
    Defraggin' my hard drive for thrills
    I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM
    I never feed trolls and I don't read spam
    Installed a T1 line in my house
    Always at my PC, double-clickin' on my mizouse
    Upgrade my system at least twice a day
    I'm strictly plug-and-play, I ain't afraid of Y2K
    I'm down with Bill Gates, I call him "Money" for short
    I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support
    It's all about the Pentiums, what?
    You've gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen
    You've got white-out all over your screen
    You think your Commodore 64 is really neato
    What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?
    You're usin' a 286? Don't make me laugh
    Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half?
    You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette
    You're the biggest joke on the Internet
    Your database is a disaster
    You're waxin' your modem, tryin' to make it go faster
    Hey fella, I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar
    Downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar
    And postin' "Me too!" like some brain-dead AOL-er
    I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller
    You're just about as useless as jpegs to Hellen Keller

    It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
    It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
    It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
    It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)

    Now, what y'all wanna do?
    Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
    Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
    9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?

    Uh, uh, loggin' in now
    Wanna run wit my crew, hah?
    Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?
    They call me the king of the spreadsheets
    Got 'em printed out on my bedsheets
    My new computer's got the clocks, it rocks
    But it was obsolete before I opened the box
    You say you've had your desktop for over a week?
    Throw that junk away, man, it's an antique
    Your laptop is a month old? Well that's great
    If you could use a nice, heavy paperweight
    My digital media is write-protected
    Every file inspected, no viruses detected
    I beta tested every operating system
    Gave props to some, and others? I dissed 'em
    While your computer's crashin', mine's multitaskin'
    It does all my work without me even askin'
    Got a flat-screen monitor forty inches wide wide
    I believe that your says "Etch-A-Sketch" on the side
    In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user
    You've got your own newsgroup, "alt.total-loser"
    Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax
    Where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks?
    Play me online? Well, you know that I'll beat you
    If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you
    What? What? What? What? What?

    It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
    It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
    It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
    It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
    Now, what y'all wanna do?
    Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
    Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
    9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
    What??

  2. Funny S**t   -   #2
    who's it by and whats the name of it. I need to listen to something different.
    SMARTY SMARTY HAD A PARTY NOBODY CAME BUT SMARTY

  3. Funny S**t   -   #3
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    "It's All About the Pentiums" by Weird Al Yankovic, parody of "It's All About the Benjamins, Rock Remix" by Puff Daddy/P.Diddy/whatever the hell his name is now.

  4. Funny S**t   -   #4
    Originally posted by DarkReality@26 October 2003 - 10:07
    "It's All About the Pentiums" by Weird Al Yankovic, parody of "It's All About the Benjamins, Rock Remix" by Puff Daddy/P.Diddy/whatever the hell his name is now.
    killer ive got several weird al vids. just downloaded the audio (i like)
    Downloading the vid too cant wait to see it.
    thanks dude
    SMARTY SMARTY HAD A PARTY NOBODY CAME BUT SMARTY

  5. Funny S**t   -   #5
    Upgrade my system at least twice a day
    LOL

  6. Funny S**t   -   #6
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    Its all about the athlons baby...

    Pentium is slow compared to athlon... baby..

  7. Funny S**t   -   #7
    darkreality,where did you get that hack sign? ....its awesome!


    email it to me

    xboxkotor@hotmail.com

  8. Funny S**t   -   #8
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    Thats an old sig lol, anyone can have it, look where its hosted, I made my own :-)

  9. Funny S**t   -   #9
    Originally posted by .hack@27 October 2003 - 09:06
    darkreality,where did you get that hack sign? ....its awesome!


    email it to me

    xboxkotor@hotmail.com
    u can capture mine, it's the best on the net. no matter what proxy u use it will always no what's ur real IP

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