I know I shouldn't do this, but...

[Skweeky]

Thank fuck for that.

[pentomato]

Hoi, pentomato, let's be friends, friend.

I've realised now wot a cunt I was. How dare I. You really seem like a decent hombre these days.

Please accept my apologies to the max.

Shut up you bastard, how dare you say something like that? Megabyte may kill himself, sorry but I can't live knowing he is in love with you, you sarcastic prick.
Anyway, how are you?

[chalice]

Hoi, pentomato, let's be friends, friend.

I've realised now wot a cunt I was. How dare I. You really seem like a decent hombre these days.

Please accept my apologies to the max.

Shut up you bastard, how dare you say something like that? Megabyte may kill himself, sorry but I can't live knowing he is in love with you, you sarcastic prick.
Anyway, how are you?

I'm so glad you grasped the nettle between you and I.

There's no difference wotsewevar between you and I.

Except, of course, that I'm clever and you're stupid and I'm articulate and you're a window-licker and I can communicate on a human level and you'll always be a monkey, like.

Learn to spell and you can date my handicapped uncle, spastic.

[pentomato]

Shut up you bastard, how dare you say something like that? Megabyte may kill himself, sorry but I can't live knowing he is in love with you, you sarcastic prick.
Anyway, how are you?

I'm so glad you grasped the nettle between you and I.

There's no difference wotsewevar between you and I.

Except, of course, that I'm clever and you're stupid and I'm articulate and you're a window-licker and I can communicate on a human level and you'll always be a monkey, like.

Learn to spell and you can date my handicapped uncle, spastic.

Spell? I can't uderstand you yeberish irish shit, so start again in english por favor senor maricon.
I am surprise your lover megabite didn't start yet,did you brake his heart?
And I always thought irish was a term for stupid, woo it must be the english always treated you like as inferior, well inferior you are inferior anyway.

[Skweeky]

Feck, I just made fresh lemon sponge and I'm out of ice cream.

[megabyteme]

@pento- Do you even have a "first language"? Really curious here. If you have one, it sure as fuck isn't English.

As for the kids, yes, they are still in diapers. Which undoubtedly puts them on par with you. As for intelligence, they both already surpass you. They'll be contemplating the universe while you struggle wi1th t1he concept of dressing yourself.

[pentomato]

@pento- Do you even have a "first language"? Really curious here. If you have one, it sure as fuck isn't English.

As for the kids, yes, they are still in diapers. Which undoubtedly puts them on par with you. As for intelligence, they both already surpass you. They'll be contemplating the universe while you struggle wi1th t1he concept of dressing yourself.

It's about time you come to your boyfriend's rescue, what took so long? If your kids are as smart as you, they have to be idiots.
Play along boy, kiss chalices ass, go ahead imitate him, is all you know buffon.

[megabyteme]

It's about time you come to your boyfriend's rescue, what took so long? If your kids are as smart as you, they have to be idiots.
Play along boy, kiss chalices ass, go ahead imitate him, is all you know buffon.

That's the best you could WITH the benefit of an EDIT. FFS... And, you keep spouting the same, lame gibberish. Yer like a one sperm nut with a retarded sperm. Just like yer father, I suppose.

[sez]

It's about time you come to your boyfriend's rescue, what took so long? If your kids are as smart as you, they have to be idiots.
Play along boy, kiss chalices ass, go ahead imitate him, is all you know buffon.

That's the best you could WITH the benefit of an EDIT. FFS... And, you keep spouting the same, lame gibberish. Yer like a one sperm nut with a retarded sperm. Just like yer father, I suppose.

[sez]

@pento- Do you even have a "first language"? Really curious here. If you have one, it sure as fuck isn't English.

As for the kids, yes, they are still in diapers. Which undoubtedly puts them on par with you. As for intelligence, they both already surpass you. They'll be contemplating the universe while you struggle wi1th t1he concept of dressing yourself.

It's about time you come to your boyfriend's rescue, what took so long? If your kids are as smart as you, they have to be idiots.
Play along boy, kiss chalices ass, go ahead imitate him, is all you know buffon.

how about you tone it down a little,I find it inappropriate that you are choosing to insult his babies now that you can't come up with anything witty to counter his counter attacks.