It's 6 AM and I just woke up with cramp in my calf and my thigh!
I'll be doing loads of stair walking today, maybe that'll encourage it a bit...
That's what got you into this mess in the first place
Maybe I should just stick to eating a spicy curry then, and taking a long walk...
hey try the bombay bad boy by pot noodle if that dnt bring the baby on at least your bowells will be empty and you wont shit whilst pushing
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