Poetic Lounge Challenge 2!(lite-version++)

[Yogi]

[awake again, hihi]

Oh dear with all this talk of farting
My lips I fear are scared of parting
I for one do not want to smell it
And I'd rather my candle stays lit

So please take the verse onto a lighter feel
Or I for one will surely squeal
And please someone add some more
to save me from becomming a bore
and since i am the poet-hoe

I make yer need for lighter feel now real

Lala LalaLala LalaLala
LoloLo LoloLo Lolo LoDiDa!!!!

And now for the last time from the heart

Let's all celebrate the fart..................

PfghfssssPOEF!!!

[mrcall1969]

You think that I behave like a toff
Well then you can truelly koff
I'm as rough as they may come
So stick that up your sagging bum

I bid you good night dear poet
And hope t'row your words will sow it
The seeds of thought is what I mean
So go and dream your happy dream

[bigboab]

How do you know that it is sagging
I have propped it up with some lagging
But the rest is all dropping
Now I am definitely stopping
Cause I think there is somebody gagging.

[mrcall1969]

Aha I hear you talk of gagging
Must be your good lady that needs a shagging
I will not keep you from your duties
So give her one from all us beauties
And if you fail to make her happy
Then I recommend you buy a strappy

[bigboab]

Though she lies by my side
Alas I take bromide
She'll have to read quit a selection
Till next years erection
In order shag her(your words)
I will need Viagra
So if you know where to get it
I will not regret it.

[mrcall1969]

A-ha you may need viagra
My hotmail box is full offers
To make me big they do a promise
But theres only one that I would trust

Alas tonight she is causing mayhem
So with that Im afraid I am but lonesome
But do not fear, or worry or ponder
tomorrow night she will cast her wonder

[Lilmiss]

Originally posted by UKMan@28 October 2003 - 20:32
SensualGardening and lilmiss,
have made a hit now wheres that kiss,
or are they stoned and lying down,
each others arms they may be found.

oh no dear sir,
you mis-understand.
for my love lies,
in another land.

although i must add,
s.g is a sweet guy.
with his lush poetry,
and sensual high.

i love you all,
in different ways.
and wish you all,
special happy days. .

[UKMan]

Originally posted by lilmiss@29 October 2003 - 02:57
oh no dear sir,
you mis-understand.
for my love lies,
in another land.

although i must add,
s.g is a sweet guy.
with his lush poetry,
and sensual high.

i love you all,
in different ways.
and wish you all,
special happy days. .

these cyber rooms are so deceptive,
casting love to girls selective,
allas dear SG though not returned,
'miss felt your presence and yet thee spurned.

this tale of old of love rejected,
seizes body as though infected,
what man can stand against such powers,
thoughts ablaze into dark hours.

so daylight comes to those who wait,
and we can but refresh our bait,
we hope to win the lady fair,
who dares to tread inside our lair.

Peace
UKMan

[sparsely]

Matilda mother got
in her heavy house coat.

all shambling and with mud in her hair
the fire burned down in the village

overturned cars brodcasting static

blood smeared on the doors of the houses.

The ruins stuck out
around her worn-down slippers

and the sun went down for good.


All the trees are hollow now
the wind's become a moan.

Paid in full
you got what you bought
and God, I hope it's cold.

[mrcall1969]

Originally posted by Sparsely@29 October 2003 - 04:16
Matilda mother got
in her heavy house coat.

all shambling and with mud in her hair
the fire burned down in the village

overturned cars brodcasting static

blood smeared on the doors of the houses.

The ruins stuck out
around her worn-down slippers

and the sun went down for good.


All the trees are hollow now
the wind's become a moan.

Paid in full
you got what you bought
and God, I hope it's cold.

I love it..I Love..I really do....you got music for that?